I have a question for all the gay men

[HappyScrappy]

This goes out to the gays - you know who you are.

How much of your day to day time can you quanitfy as time spent towards recruiting?

I mean, I think everyone knows that gay is just a choice because you get to wear all those fabulous clothes, and you get the love and respect of everyone around the globe. Also, I know that you get bonus miles for every new recruit you bring in.
I heard that in 1998 there was a collective gay letter sent out and a gay signal was displayed into the cloudy night air, much like the bat symbol I guess, but pink and flowery - this symbol, and the letter, were both there to alert the gay public that their numbers were on the way down and they needed to recruit harder in order to grow their ranks.

I personlly think the recruiting shit is a scam. You guys are really trying to start your own religion and I hate to be the one to break to you, I think the Christians are onto you. Seriously - right now they have millions of people around the world giving money to them - and if you recruit their men away, then you are taking money from them now - not to mention that those men are no longer going to reproduce giving them more money in the future. Instead those men are just going to be ass wranglers for life.
And not just with young boys like the priests - but I'm talking like dudes in their 20's and up.
It is so sick to think that grown men might have sex with each other.

So anyway - I want to know what percent of your time is spent recruiting.

Feel free to get this out into the global newsletter and have your gay friends answer as well.
I do want a statistically correct survey after all.

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, please address why your recruiting campaign has worked better for you than the one for the blacks has.
I have seen hardly anyone switching over to being black - yet all around me people are tossing in the gay towel.

in addition - please feel free to elaborate on any gifts one would get for signing up in today's economy. for instance, many banks give you a free toaster or vcr when you sign on.
do you have anything like that?

and in closing - what are your dues? I know that the Catholic Church requests a percentage of all of your pretax dollars - what percent do you require?

 

[2Thick]

Are you referring to the gay mafia?

 

[HappyScrappy]

if you are somehow trying to imply that the "regular mafia" and the "gay mafia" are two different entities - well, I think it is time you just stop right there because you've got another thing coming.

 

[HappyScrappy]

While I understand that most of the gay population that isn't undercover reside in San Fransisco and aren't up yet due to the time difference - over there it is still Wednesday.

But what about all of the NYC gay people? I know for a fact that you have internet access, so don't give me any of that "I can't see you" act.

When you are recruiting someone and you get them to sign up - is there an initiation process? I figure since they are probably so used to going at it on a chick, they probably aren't used to dudes, so they need that break in period - is that part of the signing up process? Please tell me that isn't part of the recruiting process?
Also, what drugs do you use during all of this? It is well known that you can't possibly be gay without the use of lots of drugs to "queer you up" first.

 

[john937]

0% Haven't had to recruit.
Your side has been beating down our doors to get in.

Funny you should mention our building a church.
We are. It's called Metropolitan Community Church, and it's the fastest growing church denomination in America.

You guys are funny. You remind me of Nancy Reagan with that quizical look like
"Somebody out there is having more fun than I am, and it just can't be allowed!"

 

[HappyScrappy]

0% Haven't had to recruit.
Your side has been beating down our doors to get in.

Funny you should mention our building a church.
We are. It's called Metropolitan Community Church, and it's the fastest growing church denomination in America.

okay, so 0% Haven't had to recruit.
that means that 100% Have had to recruit.

I'm writing this down...

Can you expand on any of the dues?

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO@ the time difference reference....

I think you should be their Press Agent... No, maybe their Maid in Waiting.....

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have tin foil wrapped around my head all the time.
this prevents their magical powers of recruitment from working on me.
also I yell and clap my ears when they talk.

you never know if someone is gay or not - so I do this all the time.

And I'm not the gays press agent - this is all in order to help out all those dudes that think being gay is a choice. I'm pulling back the curtains for them.
full expose... only the e should have one of those up thingies like in french...

 

[john937]

Can you expand on any of the dues?

The dues include having to answer questions like this,
being fired from a job, being courtmarshalled from the armed forces,
opening threads to find Puc wants to burn me in a pit and Havoc wants to put me in a concentration camp.
Oh, yeah, we pay dues.

who cares. just round them up in a big pit and pour gasoline. Then, ignite!