i have a new office mate

[ortiz34]

why, are you drunk, trying to get a date with a black chick about to graduate high school and smelling like formaldehyde?

no drinking
just being stupid
sober stupid
oh well, except the puff puff

 

[stilleto]

Does he have some moneyz?

i have no idear.
he doesn't dress like it.

he better get some of his crap away from my desk though. every time he goes to go through it, he hands me some and says I might be interested in it. yeah, no. i'm not.

 

[javaguru]

i have no idear.
he doesn't dress like it.

he better get some of his crap away from my desk though. every time he goes to go through it, he hands me some and says I might be interested in it. yeah, no. i'm not.

I was just thinking...if he's old and has moneyz then you might want to forward his contact info to HR....she likes old dudes...

 

[stilleto]

I was just thinking...if he's old and has moneyz then you might want to forward his contact info to HR....she likes old dudes...

i don't think he makes enough.

why the hell am i still awake? i gotta go back to the old guy early in the morning.

 

[javaguru]

i don't think he makes enough.

why the hell am i still awake? i gotta go back to the old guy early in the morning.

Try to be more annoying than him..can you request a site transfer? If you start farting you just might break him....men can't deal with wiminz farting.

 

[stilleto]

Try to be more annoying than him..can you request a site transfer? If you start farting you just might break him....men can't deal with wiminz farting.

i'm just ignoring him, which seems to be driving him nuts.
I was in a meeting yesterday and when i got back to my desk he said, "oh, i thought you left us." I told him as long as my purse is still here, so am I.
but fuck, don't watch what I do.

 

[stilleto]

today, he farted. and throughout the whole day he said:

"god dammit!"
"what the fuck?"
"oh geez. look at this!"
and various other noises that I ignored.
all day.