I hate parking spot hunting!!!!!!!!

[SoreArms]

Driving at 10 mph, in circles, for 30 mins. looking for a parking spot.

"Oh shit theres one going out on the other side I better step on it.........fuck that car took it!"

I hate it! I despice it! I will purposely drive to the furthest side from the entrance of any place I go because I know there is always parking there. All the lazy fucks who'd rather drive around for 15 mins looking for a spot than walk a few extra steps, park in the front. Well today I decided to go to Costco and stock up on some of lifes nescessities. Fuck me if it's not the night before Thanksgiving and every schmuck wanting a 20lb turkey and a 10 lb box of stuffing isn't there. Shit, had to play the parking spot hunter game even in the deppest realms of the parking lot.

 

[big4life]

I have never understood people who circle a parking lot for 10+ minutes looking for a close enough space. By the time they find a space they could have already been in the store. Oh yeah, I also hate the people who will drive behind you as you leave the store hoping that you have a close parkling space.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

 

[gonelifting]

I don` bother, I just go to the further spots. A little walk is good for ya. I`m definately in before the vultures get a spot. Sometimes you see people sitting in an aisle just waiting for somene to come take a car out. lol Then they go in the store and buy all the damn Ice cream. Ok that went a little too far.

 

[jaded]

Oh yeah, I also hate the people who will drive behind you as you leave the store hoping that you have a close parkling space.

LOL, yeah...it's funny though when they're following behind you hoping you have a close spot and you're actually parked pretty far

 

[Spartacus]

I don` bother, I just go to the further spots. A little walk is good for ya. I`m definately in before the vultures get a spot. Sometimes you see people sitting in an aisle just waiting for somene to come take a car out. lol Then they go in the store and buy all the damn Ice cream. Ok that went a little too far.

no shit,and if you're going to walmart,come in from the rear,never in close to the entrance..just come in from the rear..park and walk
another thing I do is park close to a cart que..so when I'm done with my cart I can put her way all proper and not be a lazy shit..and the cart que can serve as a marker if you need a clue to remind you where you parked

 

[SoreArms]

I'm guilty of leaving the cart wherever the fuck, I try to put in a spot where it won't roll off and hit cars though

 

[big4life]

LOL, yeah...it's funny though when they're following behind you hoping you have a close spot and you're actually parked pretty far

What you do is every couple cars stop for a couple seconds. Eventually they get pissed and drive past.

 

[Spartacus]

or to be a real asshole,buy a $1.00 cheap ball
if someone's waiting for you to load your car
lose control of the ball
chase it,kick as you bend over to pick up
repeat until they drive on
continue if you feel like it with the next car

 

[Smurfy]

4everhung i like the way you think. good suggestions.


SoreAss, I also do the same thing with the cart - leave it between cars or what have you. But sometimes I catch myself feeling like a good samaritan and i walk it to the thingy where all the carts go.

God I hate shopping. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[yomama]

It's not wise to drive around looking for a close parking spot. I just park in the way back, where nobody else parks. Keeps my car scratch free, I'm getting my cardio and I'm saving gas by not driving in circles like a clown.

 

[Smurfy]

lol 'getting your cardio' is a stretch

but i agree its always better to walk the extra steps

 

[yomama]

lol 'getting your cardio' is a stretch

but i agree its always better to walk the extra steps

Cardio= either sex or talking the long walk from the car to the store.

 

[Delinquent]

I swear I thought about suing b/c of descrimination against us healthy folk. I mean shit, it's not my fault that the fuckers are either too damn fat or too damn old to walk the extra 50 feet. And what about those Expectant Mother parking spot shit. I don't care if the bitch is prego just adding to another possible hip hop listenin MTV idoling punk. Damn!

 

[Smurfy]

Cardio= either sex or talking the long walk from the car to the store.

ok i get it

 

[DIVISION]

Driving at 10 mph, in circles, for 30 mins. looking for a parking spot.

"Oh shit theres one going out on the other side I better step on it.........fuck that car took it!"

I hate it! I despice it! I will purposely drive to the furthest side from the entrance of any place I go because I know there is always parking there. All the lazy fucks who'd rather drive around for 15 mins looking for a spot than walk a few extra steps, park in the front. Well today I decided to go to Costco and stock up on some of lifes nescessities. Fuck me if it's not the night before Thanksgiving and every schmuck wanting a 20lb turkey and a 10 lb box of stuffing isn't there. Shit, had to play the parking spot hunter game even in the deppest realms of the parking lot.

GROW SOME NUTS AND REGULATE YOUR SPOT, NUGGA!!!

YOU COMPLAIN MORE THAN A BITCH IN HEAT AND/OR MENOPAUSE!

EASE UP, RAISE UP + REGULATE........





DIV

 

[DJ_UFO]

I hate those fat lazy assholes too. I always go to park far away from the entrance. And when somebody follows me to see if I'm close, I start walking around the same area without stoping and with the keys in my hands.

 

[slickdadd]

Yeah I hate it too. It causes me to not drive as much as I'd like in fact. Where do you live bor-arms? Like what part of the country.

 

[SoreArms]

Yeah I hate it too. It causes me to not drive as much as I'd like in fact. Where do you live bor-arms? Like what part of the country.

L.A., yo!