I hate LA Fitness

[Redshoteye]

So I'm walking into my trendy LA Fitness in Orlando for some lifting and before I even get checked-in I'm barraged by a dozen fuckwits trying to sell me the "hottest protein" on the market since sliced bread. After telling them I'm 'allergic' to protein I proceed to give myself a dazzling back workout amidst a bunch of cheesy motivational lines painted on the wall.

Oh the idiocy isn't over... As I walk out sweating I see some "lifters" walking out and grabbing slices of pepperoni pizza and donuts left by the staff at the exit!!!! I wanted to ask these nutsacks if they were the same people that ordered a double whopper and biggie fries but with a small Diet Coke.

Can someone refer me to a real gym please?!

 

[AhMadKooL]

I've always loved dungeon gyms; Dark, dirty and brutal.

I hate the fact that some people consider the gym a social place. They spend most of the time chatting and spend the rest just breezing through their sets.

 

[squatpuke]

I spend 45 bucks a month for the local 'trendy' place....(used to be 88 when I had the family plain)....

I vomit everytime I think about the equipment I could have gotten over the past few years instead...

My garage gym is NOT in the too distant future.

 

[WoodyAllen]

hpg

 

[RamRom]

I've always loved dungeon gyms; Dark, dirty and brutal.

I hate the fact that some people consider the gym a social place. They spend most of the time chatting and spend the rest just breezing through their sets.

AMEN TO THAT BIG TIME, I HATE THOSE A** Clowns

 

[Redshoteye]

AMEN TO THAT BIG TIME, I HATE THOSE A** Clowns

How about the clown on the cellphone chatting away on the machine you want to use... is the call that important

 

[blut wump]

There comes a point when you have to decide for him.

 

[Redshoteye]

Well you would figure standing 4 feet away staring him in the face would do the trick... not at all. That got the blood boiling a bit. Elderly folk they just dont know any better.

 

[BOOEY]

Idiots are everywhere. Even in the "dungeon" gyms you are going to find an idiot or two. At least in the trendy gyms there are plenty of hot women looking for some meat to bring home.

 

[Redshoteye]

Problem is half the time those hot women in trendy clubs are the idiots taking up my machine and not knowing whats going on... too busy talking with their "training partner" about their plans for the night.

...I didn't apply that to all females. I love you all