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I hate having to shower with kids

Deus Ex Machina said:



that's pretty big, no wonder you felt awkward in the showers.

Oh no, not my penis. My penis is a mere fraction of that. Barely visible under the rolls of my fat gut.
I meant how old I am.
 
nordstrom said:
Fucking gym cant spend the extra $10 to give us fucking shower curtains. maybe they want to build character by making us be naked together. ...... in your locker room or is it communal like men's shower rooms?

do you know u sound like a gay child molestor rite now???
 
nah, i dont think he was jewish, he had red hair if i remember correclty....plus, i ws just a bystander


Apöllo said:


Awww how sad you guys were picking on a poor jewish kid taking a dump. you know hard it is for them to shit in public?
 
grrrr

I'm still scarred from trying to poop in grade school...all the other kids would get on the toilets and look over at you and under the stalls and laugh at you. I still hate going in public restrooms.....they should make those damn things go all the way down and all the way up. I hate it when the little kids peek at you when you're in there. I need total pooping privacy.
 
Here's an awesome story:

About 2 years back i was taking a massive shit at college. I was totally alone in the restroom and I was making sounds, the whole works. Then! someone walked in and entered the stall next me! I was PIST! I let out one more batch of dookie along with a juicy fart.

When it came time to wipe my ass I stood up and grabbed a great wad of toilet paper. The problem was my hands were real dry and it was hard to get a grip on the paper. On my second fist full of paper, I wiped my ass real good, but to my shock my hand could not keep a hold of the shit stained paper. So like a feather in the breeze, the paper, shit and all, gracefully landed on the floor right inbetween the stalls.

I was shocked beyond belief! I knew the son of a bitch next to me could clearly see the paper with a huge shit stain on it. It was literally less than a foot away from his shoe! So many thoughts ran through my head, "should i leave it there?" So after what seemed like 10 mins. I was released from my frozen state of horror and slowly picked up the shit paper.

I flushed it and got out of the stall. I went to wash my hands and I quickly glanced back at the other stall and saw that cock sucker trying to peak out through the gaps and see who I was. I washed my hands and got the fuck out of there!
 
After my workout my dick shrivels up like a stack of dimes. I don't have to worry about getting hard. I have quite the opposite problem in the shower. I look like an 8 year old with my little "scared turtle".
 
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