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I hate having to shower with kids

Lao Tzu

Lao Tzu

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Fucking gym cant spend the extra $10 to give us fucking shower curtains. maybe they want to build character by making us be naked together. Some guy was with his 2 sons, roughly 8 & 9. I hate being naked with kids around for obvious reasons. another reason is the 'white elephant' effect. if you tell yourself not to think of a white elephant you can't help but think of a white elephant. so when you're naked with kids you think 'dont get an erection' (for reasons other than the kids mind you). Luckily i passed that test with flying colors.


On another note, women, do you get your own stalls when you take showers in your locker room or is it communal like men's shower rooms?
 
im the same way.

very uncomfortable when some 8 year old is staring at my cock....

i have never, ever, worried about getting hard in front of them, or in front of dude at my gym for that matter.

sicko......

JK :)
 
ChewYxRage said:
im the same way.

very uncomfortable when some 8 year old is staring at my cock....

i have never, ever, worried about getting hard in front of them, or in front of any dude at my gym for that matter.

sicko......

JK :)
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at my old gym they had to swap the mens and womens changing rooms round since the womens sauna broke (and therefore we move)

either way, out chainging room was communal showers, and to be honest pretty much garbage

theirs had cubicles, sinks, hair dryers, and was much much larger as well as having 2 doors so the whole gym can;t see in when some chump walks in


its fucking pathetic how much extra/better treatment women get in society today. I've had to endure it in every phase of my life since i became an adult. it seems the hardship men put up with builds character and the endless feigning over women gets build the great evil we know as 'a modern western female'.
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yeah i saw a post in another board about how much better women's bathrooms are than mens. it sucks.
 
nordstrom said:
Fucking gym cant spend the extra $10 to give us fucking shower curtains. maybe they want to build character by making us be naked together. Some guy was with his 2 sons, roughly 8 & 9. I hate being naked with kids around for obvious reasons. another reason is the 'white elephant' effect. if you tell yourself not to think of a white elephant you can't help but think of a white elephant. so when you're naked with kids you think 'dont get an erection' (for reasons other than the kids mind you). Luckily i passed that test with flying colors.


On another note, women, do you get your own stalls when you take showers in your locker room or is it communal like men's shower rooms?
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:FRlol:

I know what you mean, shower=boner.

You're all like "I swear it's the water, I'm not a child molester" as they pummel you do death with blunt objects.
 
that is fucked up! Where is your gym? YMC-GAY?

And what happened to your avatar?
 
shower encounters at the gym are HoTT

I go in to the shower with a lunchpal singing like a school girl and see if anyone gets a boner, if they do I report them and fling my cum on his car
 
On a slightly different note, a friend of the family brought her little girl in the bathroom stall with her while they were out shopping. It was a busy day so all of the other stalls were full. Anyhow the little one said "Wow Mom, you have a lot of hair down there-- why?". The mom and everyone else in the bathroom cracked up.
 
you have to try not to get a dick in the air when you're showering with dudes? weird......but i know what your saying, little fuckin kids be lookin at your junk and your jut like WTF kid, dont look at me there
 
Once my friend was at a Spurs game during the break taking a piss at the crowded restrooms. Next to him was this little boy and his father, the little boy asked, "Daddy why is your's so big and hairy?"

My buddy was like, "step aside son, let me see just how big and hairy he is."
 
Don't ANY of the men's changerooms have individual showers??! I thought that whole group-shower thing was a thing of the past, in older buildings.. ?

Why do they keep making them like that, I'm sure everyone prefers to be in their own stall.. :confused:
 
my gym at home has seperate showers
 
there was a kid taking a dump in a middle stall one time in this restroom at bush stadium. He was probably 17 or so. well my two(drunk moron) friends went into the stalls on both sides of him and both started pissing on the guys feet. all I heard is piss hitting the floor and the kid yelling at the top of his lungs….i ran out and heard one of my buddies scream (IT’S FUCKING RAINING CATS AND JEWS IN HERE)


Apöllo said:
Once my friend was at a Spurs game during the break taking a piss at the crowded restrooms. Next to him was this little boy and his father, the little boy asked, "Daddy why is your's so big and hairy?"

My buddy was like, "step aside son, let me see just how big and hairy he is."
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maybe its just me but i never get erections around naked guys, especially the underage ones
 
DepressiveJuice said:
maybe its just me but i never get erections
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Yeah i know, your sister told me you kept going soft on her. I guess thats why she called me in to finish the job.

talk to paulos im sure he has some great advise for you.


juvenile authority since 2002.
 
Seashell said:
Don't ANY of the men's changerooms have individual showers??! I thought that whole group-shower thing was a thing of the past, in older buildings.. ?

Why do they keep making them like that, I'm sure everyone prefers to be in their own stall.. :confused:
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I haven't really seen one. only in a campground once did i see individual stalls for men shower facilities.

I hear in some men's restrooms they don't even put doors on the toilets. in some mens restrooms they don't even have a stall around the toilet.
 
big_bad_buff said:
there was a kid taking a dump in a middle stall one time in this restroom at bush stadium. He was probably 17 or so. well my two(drunk moron) friends went into the stalls on both sides of him and both started pissing on the guys feet. all I heard is piss hitting the floor and the kid yelling at the top of his lungs….i ran out and heard one of my buddies scream (IT’S FUCKING RAINING CATS AND JEWS IN HERE)


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Awww how sad you guys were picking on a poor jewish kid taking a dump. you know hard it is for them to shit in public?
 
My biggest fear in middle school was that I'd get sport wood in the communal showers and then get a vicious and possibly well deserved naked beat down and have my name passed around in a perverse legend status.

After all, there already was a guy "Spanky" that got walked in on in a toilet stall while he was flogging his dolphin to a Wonder Woman comic book.

Were I to get wood in the showers around dudes, nobody would even care about Spanky any more. Even Spanky would talk shit about me.

I couldn't control when or what caused my boners back then - I would picture this one ugly girl puking - that would make them go away sometimes.

Now I could probably take a shower with the Swedish Bikini Team and not get wood without chemical enhancement.

I broke something on multiple levels.
 
God how old are you?

i think there's always a kid at some school that is the target of some rumor that he was caught jacking off in the restroom. poor son of a bitch that kid is.

anyways i don't see what the big deal is with boners in highschool showers. haven't you heard that the big trend is circle jerk compititions where high school boys race to cum in front of each other? it was on Oprah a year ago or so.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
My biggest fear in middle school was that I'd get sport wood in the communal showers and then get a vicious and possibly well deserved naked beat down and have my name passed around in a perverse legend status.

After all, there already was a guy "Spanky" that got walked in on in a toilet stall while he was flogging his dolphin to a Wonder Woman comic book.

Were I to get wood in the showers around dudes, nobody would even care about Spanky any more. Even Spanky would talk shit about me.

I couldn't control when or what caused my boners back then - I would picture this one ugly girl puking - that would make them go away sometimes.

Now I could probably take a shower with the Swedish Bikini Team and not get wood without chemical enhancement.

I broke something on multiple levels.
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Just picture this:

http://www.tubgirl.com
 
Deus Ex Machina said:



that's pretty big, no wonder you felt awkward in the showers.
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Oh no, not my penis. My penis is a mere fraction of that. Barely visible under the rolls of my fat gut.
I meant how old I am.
 
nordstrom said:
Fucking gym cant spend the extra $10 to give us fucking shower curtains. maybe they want to build character by making us be naked together. ...... in your locker room or is it communal like men's shower rooms?
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do you know u sound like a gay child molestor rite now???
 
nah, i dont think he was jewish, he had red hair if i remember correclty....plus, i ws just a bystander


Apöllo said:


Awww how sad you guys were picking on a poor jewish kid taking a dump. you know hard it is for them to shit in public?
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grrrr

I'm still scarred from trying to poop in grade school...all the other kids would get on the toilets and look over at you and under the stalls and laugh at you. I still hate going in public restrooms.....they should make those damn things go all the way down and all the way up. I hate it when the little kids peek at you when you're in there. I need total pooping privacy.
 
Here's an awesome story:

About 2 years back i was taking a massive shit at college. I was totally alone in the restroom and I was making sounds, the whole works. Then! someone walked in and entered the stall next me! I was PIST! I let out one more batch of dookie along with a juicy fart.

When it came time to wipe my ass I stood up and grabbed a great wad of toilet paper. The problem was my hands were real dry and it was hard to get a grip on the paper. On my second fist full of paper, I wiped my ass real good, but to my shock my hand could not keep a hold of the shit stained paper. So like a feather in the breeze, the paper, shit and all, gracefully landed on the floor right inbetween the stalls.

I was shocked beyond belief! I knew the son of a bitch next to me could clearly see the paper with a huge shit stain on it. It was literally less than a foot away from his shoe! So many thoughts ran through my head, "should i leave it there?" So after what seemed like 10 mins. I was released from my frozen state of horror and slowly picked up the shit paper.

I flushed it and got out of the stall. I went to wash my hands and I quickly glanced back at the other stall and saw that cock sucker trying to peak out through the gaps and see who I was. I washed my hands and got the fuck out of there!
 
After my workout my dick shrivels up like a stack of dimes. I don't have to worry about getting hard. I have quite the opposite problem in the shower. I look like an 8 year old with my little "scared turtle".
 
Every YMCA I have been to round here has stalls and shower curtains.
In fact 2 of them.
One on the shower side, and another on the outside of a small changing area with a bench.

But it is true that little kids will stall raid you without knowing better as they run in not knowing or caring someone is already in there..

Also I have had action figures come flying over the stall wall or underneath it from some kid in the next stall...

This reminds me of an Elite H.S. / NDN classic must read..

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=153082&highlight=burns
 
The gym I am at has both the communal shower and individual stalls in the mens locker room. Its always a stall for this guy.

What I don't understand is why some fuckers would want to shower in the communal one when they can have their own private stall. Some men are just not right!!!
 
ChewYxRage said:
my YMCA doesnt.

the weight room is about as big as my kitchen too.
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Old School Y.. :(

The new ones are top of the line in facilites, equip and sadly fees as well..
 
back in my hometown they just rebuilt the whole Y.....

the weightroom is pretty impressive....they spent thousands upon thousands of dollars buying new equipment.

when i went in there the first time after it was opened i was shocked and depressed to find only ONE SQUAT RACK. wtf?

no other power racks or anything....i mean cmon? the shit Y that i goto has 2 power racks....
 
BO-DEN said:
i take showers at home
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word.

on another note, the boathouse my crew used to row out of had the worst bathrooms ever. during the big regattas they would open up the main bathroom, but none of the stalls had doors. that's right, everyone could see you when you were sitting there taking a dump. who the fuck thought that was acceptable?
 
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