Here's an awesome story:
About 2 years back i was taking a massive shit at college. I was totally alone in the restroom and I was making sounds, the whole works. Then! someone walked in and entered the stall next me! I was PIST! I let out one more batch of dookie along with a juicy fart.
When it came time to wipe my ass I stood up and grabbed a great wad of toilet paper. The problem was my hands were real dry and it was hard to get a grip on the paper. On my second fist full of paper, I wiped my ass real good, but to my shock my hand could not keep a hold of the shit stained paper. So like a feather in the breeze, the paper, shit and all, gracefully landed on the floor right inbetween the stalls.
I was shocked beyond belief! I knew the son of a bitch next to me could clearly see the paper with a huge shit stain on it. It was literally less than a foot away from his shoe! So many thoughts ran through my head, "should i leave it there?" So after what seemed like 10 mins. I was released from my frozen state of horror and slowly picked up the shit paper.
I flushed it and got out of the stall. I went to wash my hands and I quickly glanced back at the other stall and saw that cock sucker trying to peak out through the gaps and see who I was. I washed my hands and got the fuck out of there!