I had a coworker tell me something I don't think is true....

[rykertest]

"a bleach enema immediatley after anal
is 100% effective against treating HIV"
-FDA

I heard hairspray and a lighter work well too.

 

[youngguns]

"The only good anal, is HIV gay faggotry anal"
rykertest, 2007

 

[redguru]

Chicks, poop before, I don't want a corn kernel in my urethra.

This public service announcement was sponsored by RedGuru for a shit-free dick and the Ad Council.

 

[rykertest]

Chicks, poop before, I don't want a corn kernel in my urethra.

This public service announcement was sponsored by RedGuru for a shit-free dick and the Ad Council.

LMAO...that was so not right.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thats like saying go piss right after fucking someone. LOL

Actually if a woman voids after intercourse this greatly decreases her chances of getting common vaginal infections. (I dont think that AIDS is one of them though hehehe)

 

[musclemom]

He said he read an article that said that if you poop right after unprotected anal sex, this reduces your chances of getting HIV. I did a search and found nothing. Is he telling tales or what?

That seemed odd but he swore it was true.

He's yanking your chain The only way to reduce your chance of HIV is to NEVER have unprotected anal sex. The rectum was not designed to be a sex organ, tears and abrasions are virtually unavoidable. The minute semen comes into contact with any open wound there is the danger of viral infection.

Now the woman pee'ing after sex helping to prevent UTIs, yes, that is true. But there's a big difference between washing harmful bacteria away and avoiding a viral infection.

 

[mr.e3217]

from a paramedics point of view hahahahahahahahahahaahha... but theres more hahahahahahaha!

 

[mauxlester]

AIDS is a syndrome caused by the HIV virus (yes, I know thats redundant). A cell infected with HIV is more dense than other cells since it carries the extra ingredients of the HIV virus.

Your best protection against acquiring the HIV virus is therefore to always have anal sex standing up. The HIV infected cells, since the are denser and therefore heavier, will fall out leaving only healthy cells for your lover to carry around with them all day long.

I know this must be true because every time I hear of someone that tests positive for HIV, sooner or later a video comes out of them taking it on their back or doggie. They should have taken it standing up against the wall like they were being frisked by the cops and take it screaming and begging for mercy like god intended.

But I digress...

 

[megamania500]

That sounds like a line used on him to get into his dirt starfish without protection. Probably went something like this:

Seducer: "C'mon, just let me ram it home without a condom! It feels alot better that way!!"

Clueless guy: "No, I better not. AIDS and stuff, you know..."

Seducer: "PLEEEASSE??!"

Clueless guy: "No, I'm sorry. I don't want to get HIV."

Seducer: "But haven't you heard? If you push out a fudge-dragon right after getting butt-blasted, it cleans out the ol' tobacco road from any diseases! I'm surprised that you didn't know that!!"

Clueless guy: "Yeah, right! Do you mean to tell me that I can let a guy poke my brown eye unprotected, and if I lay some cable right after, I will remain disease-free?"

Seducer: "Thats right!!"

Clueless guy: "Oooooh! That's soooo awesome!!! Just let me run to the kitchen so I can scarf down a quick bag of prunes, then we'll get started!!"

Seducer (to himself): "Yessssss!"

 

[msam76]

Never heard it, don't think that is true. People will come up with all sorts of ways to not get a disease. But in the end, they end up with it because they actually believe that nonsense.