I got hit on by........

[bw1]

a Dooooooooooood today wtf? I was at a coffee shop downtown working on my laptop. Like a Java City but called something else, I could tell this "fella" was starring at me. Real fem looking. I finished up what I was doing, packed my shit and left. Just got out of the building, heading down the side walk and I hear, "excuse me", "excuse me" I turn around and he is running after me. He comes up to and says "here" hands me a piece of paper with his contact info and turns and runs away. This is like the 5th or 6th time doods, real feminine ones have hit on me in the past few months. Sorry bro, don't swing that way, but I gave him pick's info. Pick you owe me k for hooking you up with your first "bottom"

 

[chris302001]

Doode, I thought we were friends? Why you gotta tell all of EF about me?

 

[bw1]

Doode, I thought we were friends? Why you gotta tell all of EF about me?

I couldn't hold my love in any more Wait until Smurf finds out

 

[chris302001]

I couldn't hold my love in any more Wait until Smurf finds out

Lolololol

 

[PICK3]

but I gave him pick's info. Pick you owe me k for hooking you up with your first "bottom"

wtf???

 

[chris302001]

wtf???

So uhhhh, hey.......how's it goin?

 

[JR76]

That's hysterical! lolololol I can't imagine doing anything so forward to someone, even if I knew he were as gay as the day is long! I guess that Axe body spray really paid off for ya.

 

[stilleto]

wait, i thought you were teh gay?

 

[JR76]

wait, i thought you were teh gay?

Bw1 has not teh geigh, I has teh geigh.

Apparently, bw1 just looks like a homosexical.

 

[bw1]

wait, i thought you were teh gay?

Can you turn me str8

 

[stilleto]

Bw1 has not teh geigh, I has teh geigh.

Apparently, bw1 just looks like a homosexical.

you have it?
top or bottom?

 

[SouthernLord]

You make my pants hurt

 

[JR76]

you have it?
top or bottom?

Bottom. I don't like to have to work too much, but instead prefer being catered to.

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[rnch]

bw, beeeez ya complainin' or beeeeeez ya bragggin' about all of this?

 

[bw1]

bw, beeeez ya complainin' or beeeeeez ya bragggin' about all of this?

...............I'm srt8

 

[stilleto]

Bottom. I don't like to have to work too much, but instead prefer being catered to.

ah.

me too.

 

[rnch]

...............I'm srt8

like p3?

 

[bw1]

like p3?

he aint str8

 

[SpyWizard]

you know he ran home and rubbed one out thinking of you and how you smelled..
just saying..

 

[PICK3]

he aint str8

wtf???

 

[walliwalibus]

Its ok P3... times are changing

 

[bw1]

you know he ran home and rubbed one out thinking of you and how you smelled..
just saying..

 

[hurricane]

u better rip that number up before u get drunk and do something silly bro!!!

 

[bw1]

u better rip that number up before u get drunk and do something silly bro!!!

lol.....pick has it now

 

[nimbus]

i have teh str8 but it is still gratifying to be hit on by manz...don't lie b-dubs; you love it

 

[hurricane]

lotta mo'in goin on in here

 

[nimbus]

everybody get in the pile

 

[hurricane]

this thread should be re-titled " i got a ghey guys number tonight"

 

[bw1]

i feel dirty

 

[-Ariel-]

Pics..
j/k
Sorry BW...
you in a beatnik coffeeshop...
Good tymez.

 

[hurricane]

there is gonna be a few excited mo's later .. when they wake up and stumble upon this thread

 

[PICK3]

olololol@ bw1 hanging out at the same coffee shop this morning

 

[bw1]

olololol@ bw1 hanging out at the same coffee shop this morning

hahhahahahahaha, I'm there now

 

[MichaelScott]

maybe his gaydar accidentally triggered, never know

 

[rnch]

ahs still beleivin that he beeeez braggin bout dis

 

[bw1]

ahs still beleivin that he beeeez braggin bout dis

i feel like a piece of meat

 

[rnch]

take is as a compliment, dude.....they only hit on the good looking guys.

 

[stilleto]

Can you turn me str8

i'm good.











but not THAT good.

 

[NEO1]

 

[-Ariel-]

olololol@ bw1 hanging out at the same coffee shop this morning

+1
Sorry BW, that shit is hilarious..
Lemme guess
Tall non fat chai with carmel sprinkles
and a smile...

Tank Top and Frappacinnos...
could be the root of your signal problems...
j/k

 

[hurricane]

+1
Sorry BW, that shit is hilarious..
Lemme guess
Tall non fat chai with carmel sprinkles
and a smile...

Tank Top and Frappacinnos...
could be the root of your signal problems...
j/k

yup

 

[ricco561]

a Dooooooooooood today wtf? I was at a coffee shop downtown working on my laptop. Like a Java City but called something else, I could tell this "fella" was starring at me. Real fem looking. I finished up what I was doing, packed my shit and left. Just got out of the building, heading down the side walk and I hear, "excuse me", "excuse me" I turn around and he is running after me. He comes up to and says "here" hands me a piece of paper with his contact info and turns and runs away. This is like the 5th or 6th time doods, real feminine ones have hit on me in the past few months. Sorry bro, don't swing that way, but I gave him pick's info. Pick you owe me k for hooking you up with your first "bottom"

I know what you mean, Bro. That happens all..................well..............never................but I can imagine.

 

[drsketch]

wtf

 

[miplank]

did you ask him for cawk pics?

 

[ricco561]

did you ask him for cawk pics?

BW slid some across the table to him. That's what started it.

 

[miplank]

BW slid some across the table to him. That's what started it.

So that's what he was doing on his laptop.

 

[ricco561]

So that's what he was doing on his laptop.

If you're on your laptop, is it still a reach around?

 

[miplank]

If you're on your laptop, is it still a reach around?

couldn't tell you...I don't frequent homosexual coffee shops.

 

[Arabian]

Can you turn me str8

They say gay men know how to talk to the weiny ,,, let us staight men know how your date goes...we all know you have his number

 

[ricco561]

i'm good.











but not THAT good.

Maybe you could just give me a little help..........to keep me on the str8 and narrow?

 

[bw1]

did you ask him for cawk pics?

lol....damn I didn't think of it at the time. I'm going back

 

[bw1]

i'm good.











but not THAT good.

lol...lets try

 

[miplank]

lol....damn I didn't think of it at the time. I'm going back

good plan.

 

[mwm5]

i feel dirty

i feel dirty just readin it.........

 

[-Ariel-]

lol....damn I didn't think of it at the time. I'm going back

Ya know in another forum there is this thread -I pwned some jacked phobe over a cup of coffee-.
J/K
I do sense some chemistry here and don't wanna trivialize that. lol

 

[PICK3]

i feel like a piece of meat

sausage?

 

[bw1]

sausage?

 

[PICK3]

fag

 

[drsketch]

stop walking around all metro'd out.. lol

 

[bw1]

fag

ololololololololooolololol

 

[PICK3]

ololololololololooolololol

olololol!

 

[hurricane]

so did u finally get the courage to call bro? i know its a big step!!

 

[bw1]

so did u finally get the courage to call bro? i know its a big step!!

 

[NEO1]

I'm no rocket scientist but maybe if you stopped wearing your "village people tour 1979" T-shirt they wouldn't hit on you.

 

[bw1]

I'm no rocket scientist but maybe if you stopped wearing your "village people tour 1979" T-shirt they wouldn't hit on you.

But, I that shirt

 

[NEO1]

Fine but at least stop wearing the matching construction helmet.

But, I that shirt