I got a ticket for an open container today...

[jnevin]

And I wasn't drinking. Douche ooze fuckstick I went golfing with, not even my friend, goes into a convenience store for water and shit after the round. My friend and I are in the front, he obviously in the back. We're driving and pull up to an intersection and I hear his can open. I ask him not to do that and pour it out, wadayafucking know a bike cop is right next to us. Gives the guy a ticket, gives me a ticket and tells me I should be thanking my lucky stars I'm not arrested for a DUI because an open container can be considered the same thing.

Tell you what. That muthafucka's on my EOd list as of now. Boom!

But seriously, will this affect my insurance if the judge doesn't let me go?

 

[jackangel]

please kill this world.

 

[jnevin]

please kill this world.

aaaand... done. Thank you. Come again.

 

[DieselGunz]

lmao on douche ooze fuckstick


thats some anger right there

 

[PBR]

you have a good chance to beat the ticket...if the guy will go to court on your behalf and tell the judge he had it inside a paper bag unknown to your knowledge, and popped it open- when you immediately discovered it was an alcoholic beverage-you told him you get rid of it, but it was under the observation of a police officer stopped next to you....your "aqaintence" is an idiot.

 

[jnevin]

lmao on douche ooze fuckstick


thats some anger right there

I swear to ribeye steaks, I was so fucking mad at him and his "what" attitude I wanted to go to his parents' house, glue them to a chair, cut their eyelids off, and make them watch me skin him alive and feed it to the dog.

I'm going to do some yoga now. I just did the yawn stretch. Very satisfying.

 

[DieselGunz]

I swear to ribeye steaks, I was so fucking mad at him and his "what" attitude I wanted to go to his parents' house, glue them to a chair, cut their eyelids off, and make them watch me skin him alive and feed it to the dog.

I'm going to do some yoga now. I just did the yawn stretch. Very satisfying.

dude u r on fire tonight!!!

killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!