i fucking hate my family

[puddlemonkey]

get a girlfriend and quit jerking the pipe.

Both he and his second personality healother hates women.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Hmm..

I've never stopped jerking it.. just because I was getting ass from a girlfriend..

it's like my own personal time..

do you guys quit jerking it just because you're getting laid regularly?

hmmm?

 

[jh1]

If I were you, I'd get an Axe and get to work....

 

[string_bean00]

you should live in the dorms bro.

missing out on some quality life there (and you'd probably have to masturbate less)

it's summertime. dorm life in the summers sucks.

 

[calveless wonder]

it's summertime. dorm life in the summers sucks.

i dont mean during the summer, just in general

 

[string_bean00]

i dont mean during the summer, just in general

oh. he does live in the dorms during school. or at least last year.

 

[calveless wonder]

oh. he does live in the dorms during school. or at least last year.

and he still got no tang?

wtf!

 

[Smurfy]

so my moms cousin is here and they left to go shopping so i start masturbating right, who wouldnt, house was empty.

the doorbell rings liek twice but i was going to ignore it because fuck it who cares, right im, im masturbating.


then the door opens like 5 minutes later, and im like fuck put my things away, and i hear someone say "its us"

im like maybe its myb rother but i go check anyway, and my fucking uncle and grandma come over and they have a key???

obvious, right?

so im like "<brothers name>" hes like "no its uncle and grandma" so im like ohhh that was u ringing i thought it was a delivery guy or something u shoulda called me.

im going to go "pee" and finish, without porn, fucking assholes

what the fuck is wrong with those motherfucking assholes? god.

 

[the_clockwork]

so you basically finished in the bathroom thinking about your grandma and uncle.. that's sick shit man

 

[Lestat]

great thread!