I Found It!!!!! I Found It!!!!

[bitter_man]

OMG! That is some of the funniest shit I have ever read. I've never done that, but can relate to him. I've been in dire straights before, but never to that extent.

 

[satchboogie]

you guys wanna laugh for a good half hour?


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55561&highlight=testicles

 

[_Yossarian_]

LMAO!!!Ryan's steakhouse definitely gets the award, never saw that one...

 

[fatfree]

These are some of the funniest things that I have ever read. The strange thing is that everyone of us can relate to the shit story...wow that is a keeper......now as far as the pin in the brown flower......that guy needs some serious help!!!
Everyone knows that the 1 and 1/2" needle goes in the hole at the tip of your dick.....insert slowly though, so as not to hit your nuts....

 

[speedy7]

LMFAO
This is sick as hell but its funny as all get out hahahahahaha
Does that make me sick?????

 

[hellorhih2o]

Re: I Found It!!!!! Classic Thread A-hole inj

At least I think I did. If anyone remembers that thread back in the day about the guy who injected into his ass-hole I think I've dug it up! Here's the url.......LOL

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html

I don't even know why I'm doing this. I'll get flamed and mocked so bad for saying this but what the fuck, I'll take my chances.

Yeah, the guy is clearly an first class idiot. No argument. But there's actually a chance that he got some steroids in his blood stream. I think the inside of your ass is covered with mucus membrane, which means that it has direct access to your blood stream. Same thing as the inside of your nose. Drug users have snorted just about anything and everything for years, everyone knows that. But they have also "plugged" drugs up their asses because it hits the blood stream faster and without going through the digestive tract. It also bypasses the first pass through the liver which means that even test might survive and hit your blood stream.

Now, LISTEN UP, I don't know this, I'm just speculating. So unless your a health care professional who KNOWS what he or she is talking about, SHUT UP.

And no, I don't think it's a good idea to shove neither steroids nor Tylenol up your ass, I just think it's interesting. Well, sorta...

 

[mrflexdiesel]

Damn! That Ryan's Steakhouse story is the shit. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm wondering if this truly happened or if this cat is just really clever and made up this whole story. He should write a book, his literary skills (and bodily fluid releasing skills) are superb and extremely comical. Real or not this story is great! If real and that was me, I don't know if I could ever go back to that establishment again.

 

[THEEGAME2544]

you guys wanna laugh for a good half hour?


http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=55561&highlight=testicles

Wow! That was a great thread Satch......I've never read the "Bull Testicle" thread before FLMAO!!!! Karma your way for the good laugh!

 

[EF Sam]

The better sill thread was written by a guy named o-ring. Same topic, but about 1000 times as funny LOL

 

[THEEGAME2544]

EF Sam, you'll have to see if you can find us a link for that one.....would love to read it! Here is another good classic post...."Clambuterol Post" Here's the link:

http://209.11.101.247/ubb/Forum1/05-2000/012100.html