I found a PENIS in my fruit juice!!!

[frorider6]

I'll let Weapon X provide useful news links. I'll go for the dumb ones.


"On Thursday, machinist Juan Sanchez-Marchez, 41, found what appeared to be a 3-inch section of a human penis in his 20-ounce Ora Potency Fruit Punch after he had downed two-thirds of the drink. "

Read more about it:
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_838932,00.html

 

[Weapon X]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62762&highlight=penis

Gotcha!

 

[manny78]

 

[frorider6]

DAMNIT!!!!!!!

However, my article is more recent and has a little surprise in it. You have to read the headline to find out what the "penis" really was.

Therefore, I still save face (but not much).

 

[enrage]

i guess that company trying to be like Cracker Jacks. A prize in every container.

 

[velvett]

It must have been THE STEEL BEAST's penis - he clearly needs a good pickle tickle with old faithful, Mr. Hand.

 

[big4life]

It must have been THE STEEL BEAST's penis - he clearly needs a good pickle tickle with old faithful, Mr. Hand.

Now that was funny.

 

[Freak Show]

bump so its next to mine.

 

[velvett]

Freak Show -


I think you should be on top now.

 

[Freak Show]

Freak Show -


I think you should be on top now.

So help a guy out. Grab that big old post of mine, remember to lift with your legs, and smack it down where it belongs.