I feel so cool drinking smirnoffs

[SoreArms]

Theres a stock pile of about 15-20 smirnoffs in my fridge from the last couple of kick backs we've had. People bring them, no one drinks them, they pile up. I'm broke, we're out of beer and not enough vodka left to get me lit, so I decided to drink them all up. I don't give a fuck what you guys say, I'm getting drunk for free.

LOL

 

[Raina]

Bitch beer.....

 

[SoreArms]

Bitch beer.....

then why aren't you drinking it, bitch

 

[Beachbum1546]

My friend who lived down the hall last year loved them. He would never buy beer. I would always ask, "how come you didn't buy beer?" Asking while he's walking in with a 6-pack of smirnoff ice. He ALWAYS said, "I'm tired of beer, so I decided to try something different."
Dude, you never buy beer. He was such a puss, stuff tastes like soda.

If you're going to get drunk you need to earn it, not drinking spiked soda.

 

[Raina]

I don't really drink much and when I do it would never be something like that. I got 2 bottles of pinot blanc tonight though. Knowing me I'll actually drink them in a month or two. lol

 

[SoreArms]

I only drink whine when I go out with broads that think they're too classy for "regular" alcohol, after a bottle of whatever whine we ordered we usually move on to real drinks. Other than that I'm a Ketel One man, except tonight, Smirnoffs are my bag (because they're free).

 

[Raina]

On the rare occasions I drink I like bitchy martinis and jag shots.

 

[NJjuice22]

i like smirnoff ice's...i would drink them all the time if they didnt bloat up my stomach.

 

[SoreArms]

i like smirnoff ice's...i would drink them all the time if they didnt bloat up my stomach.

what a fag

 

[Smurfy]

soretits, come on over we're havin sam adam hef unfiltered. goodf stuff bro. we even have these hefeweisen beer glassses. which makes us fucking awesome.

 

[NJjuice22]

what a fag

call me a fag, i;ll be the fag nailing your girlfriend on the low- low.

 

[SoreArms]

soretits, come on over we're havin sam adam hef unfiltered. goodf stuff bro. we even have these hefeweisen beer glassses. which makes us fucking awesome.

I'd love some hef right now, is it acceptable to squeeze a lemon wedge into it at your place? If not, I'll stick to the smirnoffs.

 

[1_more_rep]

smirnoff tastes like 7-up

 

[Smurfy]

I'd love some hef right now, is it acceptable to squeeze a lemon wedge into it at your place? If not, I'll stick to the smirnoffs.

bro we arent using lemn wedges. that shit gets in the way bro

 

[canadianhitman]

Absolut Cut is better. Real vodka, not too sweet.

 

[KillahBee]

*cough*youfuckingwelfarecheesegrillinpussyfag*cough*

 

[samoth]

My friend who lived down the hall last year loved them. He would never buy beer. I would always ask, "how come you didn't buy beer?" Asking while he's walking in with a 6-pack of smirnoff ice. He ALWAYS said, "I'm tired of beer, so I decided to try something different."
Dude, you never buy beer. He was such a puss, stuff tastes like soda.

If you're going to get drunk you need to earn it, not drinking spiked soda.

LOL

I like Smirnoff's, probably 'cause I always liked sugar and they taste like sugered soda and not alcohol, lol.

I never understood how people could get drunk off of beer, but I think I have a different definition of "drunk" than most others. Like, 6-8 beers and my stomach's full of liquid, I got a buzz, and have to piss every 30 minutes. When I think "drunk", I think "can't walk straight (to an appreciable extent)". If I want to get drunk, I go for the bottle... no stupid little cup glass thingies, no sophmoric drinking games, etc. I suppose... I don't really drink often and haven't been drunk in years, so I can say that kinda thing. When everyone else is drinking, I'll sip on beer like water and usually drive others home. Being drunk lost purpose and 'coolness' a long time ago... and I ain't even that old yet.

 

[SoreArms]

*cough*youfuckingwelfarecheesegrillinpussyfag*cough*

I don't give a fuck what you guys say, I'm getting drunk for free.

LOL

capiche Chachi?

 

[KillahBee]

LOL

I like Smirnoff's, probably 'cause I always liked sugar and they taste like sugered soda and not alcohol, lol.

I never understood how people could get drunk off of beer, but I think I have a different definition of "drunk" than most others. Like, 6-8 beers and my stomach's full of liquid, I got a buzz, and have to piss every 30 minutes. When I think "drunk", I think "can't walk straight (to an appreciable extent)". If I want to get drunk, I go for the bottle... no stupid little cup glass thingies, no sophmoric drinking games, etc. I suppose... I don't really drink often and haven't been drunk in years, so I can say that kinda thing. When everyone else is drinking, I'll sip on beer like water and usually drive others home. Being drunk lost purpose and 'coolness' a long time ago... and I ain't even that old yet.

I stopped drinking beer to get drunk my sophomore year of college. I could get pretty fucked off of it, but it would take a while and I would be full. Plus I could feel it coming on slowly. With a bottle of Jack, for example, one minute you are a little buzzed and the next minute you are taking a shit on some chick's living room floor in a house you have never seen before.

 

[samoth]

I stopped drinking beer to get drunk my sophomore year of college. I could get pretty fucked off of it, but it would take a while and I would be full. Plus I could feel it coming on slowly. With a bottle of Jack, for example, one minute you are a little buzzed and the next minute you are taking a shit on some chick's living room floor in a house you have never seen before.

LMAO!

My clique and I were so much more extreme back in HS and directly thereafter... had to be the representative hardcore metalheads, fortunetly most of us have grown up (relatively speaking) by now. Most of the non-metal people we associated with turned into either stoners or hard drug users. Well, meaning stoners to the furthest extent of the word, and hard drug user in the pathetic bottom-of-society addict way.

Yeah, I don't keep up with many of my old friends and such, lol. I prefer doing stuff sober... and breaking into lighthouses, power plants and stuff doesn't work well intoxicated. Damn that was fun, too. Not to destroy stuff, but just to explore. Still federal crimes, lol. Damn we're good.

 

[SoreArms]

I prefer vodka, or whatever is free

 

[samoth]

I prefer vodka, or whatever is free

Yeah, I have a rule where I don't pay for alcohol.

It really helps that my best friend and broly in higher acts of stupidity lost his license to a DUI, so he feels buying the drinks compensation for me driving, lol.

I love watching bar behavior, it's like an illustrated psychology book come to life. Quite entertaining.

 

[SoreArms]

Yeah, I have a rule where I don't pay for alcohol.

It really helps that my best friend and broly in higher acts of stupidity lost his license to a DUI, so he feels buying the drinks compensation for me driving, lol.

I love watching bar behavior, it's like an illustrated psychology book come to life. Quite entertaining.

earlier this year I stopped drinking for over 4 months, I waa very irritable the first few weeks and being out at clubs and bars really pissed me off. Everyone just seemed so stupid and annoying. After that though it became amusing and fun, drunk people are dumb when your sober. I'm gonna try that again very soon, probably whithin the next week or two.

 

[samoth]

earlier this year I stopped drinking for over 4 months, I waa very irritable the first few weeks and being out at clubs and bars really pissed me off. Everyone just seemed so stupid and annoying. After that though it became amusing and fun, drunk people are dumb when your sober. I'm gonna try that again very soon, probably whithin the next week or two.

My best friend is a huge flirt, and pretty attractive/good with the ladies, so it's hilarious to watch him joke around. He'll do anything and everything, lol.

 

[Saintinistic]

Re: I feel so lame drinking smirnoffs

AHHHHH, free, now it makes sense. not sure about the cool in there though.

 

[SoreArms]

Re: I feel so lame drinking smirnoffs

AHHHHH, free, now it makes sense. not sure about the cool in there though.

it was sarcasm, jieves

 

[SoreArms]

goddam, those shits give the worst hangover ever.

I got a call around 11:30 to meet up with some peeps at a bar, free drinks for me. I got plastered and wound up bringing a plumper home.

 

[Gambino]

goddam, those shits give the worst hangover ever.

I got a call around 11:30 to meet up with some peeps at a bar, free drinks for me. I got plastered and wound up bringing a plumper home.

sounds like a decent saturday night...word to the wise though, never, and I mean never, bring a plumper home with you...she will show up at akward times, trust me bor, plumpers always come back