I don't wanna be called Yo Nigga

[satanic goatslayer]

Goddamn kilogram, how do you figure?

I need some help. Public Enemy brought it to my attention years ago that 911 is a joke. I didn't believe them until I gnawed my arm off in an attempt to rid myself of gangrene. I called and called and nobody answered.

Absoridiculousosity.

Luckily I am ambidextrous and was able to make my way to the sewing kit to patch things up, but the dilemma is the same whenever I hurt myself.

Legend has it that sawing through the dispatcher's leg with a hacksaw and skullfucking her with her own femur will bring forth revolution, but I haven't been able to make my way there yet.

 

[Frackal]

Sounds like some bunk wormwood to me

 

[supersizeme]

*clearing the way for the S the S 1 Ws*

 

[3Vandoo]

No one ever told you the real number is 912

 

[satanic goatslayer]

After consulting with Sister Souljah, I've come to the conclusion that I am in need of a swift kick to the optic nerve.

My wormwood is top notch, I'm about to bring the noize, and 912 is an even bigger joke.