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I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging...

OMGWTFBBQ

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...but I bought new socks today.

Seriously - three new pairs. Nice ones too - I didn't even look at the price on those things. I just went nuts and bought them.

I also got 5 new shirts - and for those of you that are keeping score at home, I tried on some pants - but didn't go with them because they bunched weird and the fabric wasn't just right.

Tomorrow I might be getting new shoes.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. I personally hate basketball.
 
Ever since you got that avatar, You`ve been pretty snobby.
 
PIGEON-RAT said:
i'm gettin a new coat tomrorow, and maybe some new shoes.

Holy shit... are you my brother?

My parents always told me that I was an only child - except for when my dad thought he was being funny and would tell me on my birthdays that I was a science experiment that involved lobsters.

But this is just too much - what are the odds that two people are going to buy shoes on the same day.

I would guess 1 in some number.
 
bdog527 said:
I'm smoking PCP and plan on killing my parents later.

Dude, this thread is about me and my socks. And maybe about how the Pigeon dude is my brother.

But if you are going to try to get attention in here, you are probably better off just not doing that and starting your own thread.

Speaking of thread, I also did some laundry this evening. I had to separate out the whites and the darks because the new stuff might have bled into the whites - and I wouldn't want that.

Especially since the socks are dark.
 
jerkbox said:
i got some socks for christmas

I didn't. I did get some shirts though. One of them doesn't fit, so the person is going to exchange it in NYC when they go back. Then I will get one that fits. It's red and has an alligator on it. Not in a truck driver sort of way, but in a golf sort of way.

I tried to get shoes today, but the lady was a bit standoffish. I figure it was either because I'm white, or because it was her lunch break. Either way, she told me that they didn't have any shoes for me at all without even going back and looking.
 
Raina said:
I'm jelus.

In the summer I don't even wear socks. But if you don't wear socks with long pants here, then you are either labeled as gay or as part of the old boy network which has negative racial implications.

My clothes aren't organized well, so I tend to lose socks - so I just bought some more.

Ralph Lauren and Tommy Pooflinger. Black and navy.

It is good to see that not everyone here is jealous, and the ones that are can admit it.

I'm a lucky guy.
 
Paulo said:
Are they the kind with the little speckels?

I bought socks yesterday, btw.

Holy shit! Tis the season to buy some socks I guess.

No speckles - two of them have Hilfiger flags on them that are really tiny. One of them has the Polo thing, but it is way up at the top where you wouldn't see it unless I had my pants hiked way up, or I was wearing them with shorts.
 
Will you please tell us more about your new socks? Do you get pedicures for when you prance about without socks? What about rollerskates? Do you wear socks with rollerskates?
 
I buy socks often, due to the fact that I am ill-organized myself.

Although, one benefit is that when I actually do get an orgaization fling, I unearth like 40.5 pairs of socks and I get that euphoric christmas morning feeling all over again.
 
I've gotten a whole bunch of clothes in the past two months, a bit oversized in case the cycles go exceedingly well.
 
Raina said:
Will you please tell us more about your new socks? Do you get pedicures for when you prance about without socks? What about rollerskates? Do you wear socks with rollerskates?

Sure thing. The Ralph Lauren socks are longer and black. The have this tapered elastic part at the top - they are black.
The Hillblinger ones are shorter, but still normal length socks and they are black and then another is blue. They have the flags, but really small and only very slightly gay.

I've never had a pedicure, but I ate two bowls of cereal this evening just because I felt like it. I had sushi for dinner.

I haven't rollerskated since I was like 8 and I have never rollerbladed. My favorite color is blue.
I had socks on when I rollerskated back in the day - and also I even had my own pair briefly, but then I grew out of them.

I got a haircut a few days ago too - before a cocktail party that we went to. There was a cute dog there.

I can smell the jealousy here. And I can hear the tree frogs outside.
 
Paulo said:
I buy socks often, due to the fact that I am ill-organized myself.

Although, one benefit is that when I actually do get an orgaization fling, I unearth like 40.5 pairs of socks and I get that euphoric christmas morning feeling all over again.

The similarities here are incredible.

I think this thread has unearthed yet another brother I never knew I had, nor wanted.

Next year for Christmas, can you just give me money?
thanks.
 
Dial_tone said:
I've gotten a whole bunch of clothes in the past two months, a bit oversized in case the cycles go exceedingly well.

I had to buy all new clothes when I was bigger - or just squeeze into the old clothes and bulge out of them.
Sometimes that makes you look big - sometimes it just makes you look silly.

now I'm back to my waiflike state where people are used to me. less of a fat face.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:


The similarities here are incredible.

I think this thread has unearthed yet another brother I never knew I had, nor wanted.

Next year for Christmas, can you just give me money?
thanks.

Yes they are.

Feeling is mutual.

No.
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:


worst brother ever

hey, you had already disowned me before I posted. I was just so deeply hurt, that I couldn't control my emotions and said some things that I now wish I shouldn't have.


So are your new socks merino wool? Or cotton?
 
OMGWTFBBQ said:
...but I bought new socks today.

Seriously - three new pairs. Nice ones too - I didn't even look at the price on those things. I just went nuts and bought them.

I also got 5 new shirts - and for those of you that are keeping score at home, I tried on some pants - but didn't go with them because they bunched weird and the fabric wasn't just right.

Tomorrow I might be getting new shoes.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. I personally hate basketball.


so my bro got a 1000 dollar parrot
 
tuc biscuit said:


sacraficing them to get out of womens houses quickly and usind them to mop fluids up

Well, that doesn't really count as "losing" them...you know where they are, so they're not lost.
 
I don't lose them forever - I just have a very messy walk in closet and I'm too lazy to fold up all of the clothes and organize it - so there are theoretically some socks in there, but they aren't readily available.
Therefore they are lost to me, until I decide that I will clean up - which is going to be sometime when I don't have net access and have read all of the books around me.
 
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