I called in sick after coming to work

[Ffactor]

So I'm sitting in my office pretending to be sick with nothing to do and I don't really feel like going home coz there are people fixing my ceiling and I can't watch porn. Let's play some trivial pursuit.

Question: What is the object you see in the link shown below?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Bwahahahhahhaahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Where are the bootay pics?

 

[WODIN]

Dude..... WTF?

 

[Ffactor]

Have not taken them yet, have to talk someone into shaving my ass first,waxing is too painful!

 

[Ffactor]

Dude..... WTF?

Nope, wrong answer.

 

[jh1]

It's the dick you sucked last night, fag.

 

[Smurfy]

egg noodle.

final answer

 

[tiger88]

bro that angela chic from scottsdale said u had a small penis

 

[Ganryu]

Once, I knew a guy who was a case a day drinker. So, he gets up in the morning to call in sick for work after a night of drinking. He fell asleep, and woke up 1/2 hour later and called in sick again. He lost his job.

 

[Werd]

If this were posted by anybody else, I would say that I was confused.

But considering the source....

 

[tiger88]

Once, I knew a guy who was a case a day drinker. So, he gets up in the morning to call in sick for work after a night of drinking. He fell asleep, and woke up 1/2 hour later and called in sick again. He lost his job.

lol dont lie bro

that was u


u were like this guy i knew


but duh


it was you lol

what your boss say the second time u called in?

he way so def pissed ?

 

[Ganryu]

LOL! Really, it wasn't me. The guy ended up going to treatment and all that.

 

[HumorMe]

Even after I clicked on the pic link, the picture still isn't big enough. Can you make it larger?

 

[Ffactor]

bro that angela chic from scottsdale said u had a small penis

Dude that's the best flame I've gotten so far, she said it looked like a penis only smaller. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHH! She needs to look at it when it's not in her mouth!

 

[tiger88]

Dude that's the best flame I've gotten so far, she said it looked like a penis only smaller. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAHHH! She needs to look at it when it's not in her mouth!

whats her#

602 ____-____?

 

[Ffactor]

If this were posted by anybody else, I would say that I was confused.

But considering the source....

Why you so confused woman? You need to get over here and shave my butt.

 

[Ffactor]

Even after I clicked on the pic link, the picture still isn't big enough. Can you make it larger?

No way dude, are you gay? Use a magnifying glass.