satanic goatslayer
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It appears I offended some folk with my words.
I am a racist.
A good one, at that.
Whenever I don my white robe and light up Old Lynchful (my cross), I seem to receive some sort of strange power. Sure, black folk have amputated my legs, and that asian man tore my spleen out (I had to go to the hospital for that one), but all in all, I have made my mark on the minorities.
"But Satanic Goatslayer, aren't you some sort of minority yourself?"
Well, yes, kind of. And that is why I have implemented lynch-myself-day every Thursday for good measure.
I stand on a chair with a noose around my neck, then I jump off the chair and dance with delight as my neck attempts to break.
But it never does. Sadly.
I'm sorry that anyone got offended my my asian friend post. I think Toothless is from some place in Asia, but I'm not quite sure - I don't care enough to ask. Instead I beat him with a stick until he bleeds.
Thin skins make for weak minds.
KKK 4 LIFE
POWER TO THE PEOPLE
I am a racist.
A good one, at that.
Whenever I don my white robe and light up Old Lynchful (my cross), I seem to receive some sort of strange power. Sure, black folk have amputated my legs, and that asian man tore my spleen out (I had to go to the hospital for that one), but all in all, I have made my mark on the minorities.
"But Satanic Goatslayer, aren't you some sort of minority yourself?"
Well, yes, kind of. And that is why I have implemented lynch-myself-day every Thursday for good measure.
I stand on a chair with a noose around my neck, then I jump off the chair and dance with delight as my neck attempts to break.
But it never does. Sadly.
I'm sorry that anyone got offended my my asian friend post. I think Toothless is from some place in Asia, but I'm not quite sure - I don't care enough to ask. Instead I beat him with a stick until he bleeds.
Thin skins make for weak minds.
KKK 4 LIFE
POWER TO THE PEOPLE