I amaze myself at how awesome I am.

[iamthatiam]

I was just admiring myself in the mirror. 50 years old, nearly 19 inch arms. Neck and traps so big that I have to get dresss shirts from the big man tall man store. The young guys at work all look up to me and aspire to be like me. I guess one day I'll slow down, but I don't see it in the near future, and I don't even juice.

 

[iamthatiam]

I didn't even mention my sexual prowess. I think I'm pretty much unparalleled by most of all men. Not to mention that I have a genius i.q. Only thing I'm missing is lots of money. But, I'm not motivated enough to do anything about that. I have plenty enough.

 

[rainbococksleev]

You're really fuckin gay u eat mad dicks

 

[iamthatiam]

I'm also very modest. When asked the question "Do you think other's are jealous of you?" during interviews...I always reply, "I never think about it." But of course. I know they are.

 

[iamthatiam]

My physical therapist said that i was a masochist and that he'd never had clients work so hard and seem to enjoy the pain.

 

[sexyMFer]

Did you tell them you came on your own face the last time you found someone desperate enough to have sex with you?

Or that your wife left you because you made her record you doing 50 1/4" elbow bends?

 

[rainbococksleev]

Lololololol

 

[miplank]

so who got custody of that pink chair bro?

 

[cindylou]

Idk 19 inch arms aren't that impressive imo

 

[iamthatiam]

Did you tell them you came on your own face the last time you found someone desperate enough to have sex with you?

Or that your wife left you because you made her record you doing 50 1/4" elbow bends?

Shot myself in the mouth the other day. Took 50 years for that to happen. Stuff doesn't taste too good. I don't know how you girls swallow it.