I am TOTALLY getting this

[Smurfy]

Was I good?

yeah you were your usual awesome self. 'cept you wanted me to travel too far for a meetup.

 

[H_T_]

i can't wait for her to Anna-Nicole out and bloat up like a wart hog then devour a cornucopia of street & prescribed dope.....

 

[Smurfy]

i can't wait for her to Anna-Nicole out and bloat up like a wart hog then devour a cornucopia of street & prescribed dope.....

eh she doesnt seem the type/
anna nicole was bound to be fat. nature intended it that way. probably because she came from a trailer park in TX.

 

[H_T_]

eh she doesnt seem the type/
anna nicole was bound to be fat. nature intended it that way. probably because she came from a trailer park in TX.

she lived in Britain, where the food is rancid....they put baked beans on eggs, i wouldn't eat that shit, no wonder she's skinny.....

 

[Smurfy]

she lived in Britain, where the food is rancid....they put baked beans on eggs, i wouldn't eat that shit, no wonder she's skinny.....

true their food is fucking horrible. so is their dental hygiene.

 

[BBC]

l'd let her give me road head, and then kick her out of the car going 90.

 

[BBC]

There's only one reason to wear sunglasses that big, and that's to cover up a mangled face.

 

[velvett]

seriously? your hair is longer in the front but still very short in the back? Im excited by this. I already have bee growing mine out so the front/bang of mine is long, down below my nose and the rest is shorter but grown out and I need a cut. I'll have him leave the bang long and cut the shit out of the rest. omg i cant wait. i wonder when I walk out after paying $190 + tip for cut and highlight - will I lose 5000 lbs and look like Posh Spice?

It's not short like hers in the back - the back is longer as well.

Which reminds me - I need a hair cut

 

[Mavafanculo]

i know i'd probably look better with shorter hair, but i don't cut it for this reason.
At some point, i'll look dumb with long hair, but for now, it's thick and not grey, so i keep it long.

plus, i have a really big head.

.....