I am thinking about moving to Colorado to become

[Smurfy]

please dont refer to it as a big meat log. that's just gross.

 

[zwhit]

it's the sharktooth necklace that gets the panties dropping

too close for comfort?

 

[Strongbow]

LOLZ @ all you faggot haters, and I like zwhit more now that he hates CW. CEO my sexiness is unmatched broseph, brake yoself form yo blasphemy nugga.

 

[miplank]

lololol

 

[Strongbow]

Ima shake my ass all the way to the bank and then over to Plank's dealarship so he can hook me up wit a fat ass ride.

 

[EarthRider]

lol

 

[just...v]

One eyed strippers wearing back braces, using walkers are in high demand in Colorado???

Have you ever been to a male strip club in Colorado?

 

[cuthroat]

Ima shake my ass all the way to the bank and then over to Plank's dealarship so he can hook me up wit a fat ass ride.

make sure to shake the jizzm out of your eyehole.

 

[Strongbow]

make sure to shake the jizzm out of your eyehole.

Ima shake some jizzm of the tip of my meat whistle onto your moms tounge hoe nugga you know she's gonna be first in line to see me shake my shit fir teh bishes. Oh snap let me guess you don't have a mom.

 

[nimbus]

how come you don't wanna be a secret agent anymore?