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I am really tired of all the bitching about equal acceptance and shit. Everyone who isn’t exactly like me, stay in the closet where you belong! That’s the way to achieve universal diversity and acceptance.
How long - meaning count the minutes - before Hillary reports the Obama gay sex scandal to the NYTimes?
As one of the few tops in this city, let me say that it is that whiny bottom/bitchy/twinky attitude that keeps us away from you all. As frustrating as it is to go home with another top, at least we’re in the company of men. Enjoy your dildos.
I never understand why black queers in bars assume I am racist because I don't want to go home with them. Hello? You are doing the exact same thing I am doing. Trying to go home with a white man. I don't see you standing around buying drinks for no negbro either. Racist much?
I saw a guy that came to Ft Lauderdale about the same time that I did. (6 years ago). Back then he was so hot. Unfortunately he didn't work, had a habit of mooching off naive men and stealing the wallets of guys that were drunk in bars. I saw him on selling the Sun Sentinel at the redlights this morning. I guess there really is a thing such as karma. And she's making her rounds.
All this time, all this effort, all this realllllly sincere desire in trying to change... but gay bears still disgust me. Any group that congregates at the all you can eat buffet and the conversation is as boring as filling out a restaurant survey: Is that guy in the red shirt “hot, kinda hot, so-so, kinda ugly or ugly or WOOF” just isn't for me. I ain't hating, I am all for equal opportunity sex and shit, even for ugly people but you bitches are hopeless. But on the plus side I am glad you have accepted your unattractiveness instead of constantly complaining about it and making excuses for it.
The only thing more disgusting is the lesbian bear scene. Yes, it exists.
Speaking of lesbians... the entire "mad as hell at the whole world" rebel lifestyle and attitude is so 1985. Thing is, you ask them what they are so angry about and they can't even tell you. Hell, if I woke up and looked in the mirror and saw a dozen piercings in my face and ears, and a #1 clipper haircut, I would be mad at myself, not the world. And just for the record, lesbians are not gay; they are lesbians. Webster’s defines gay as: “Happily excited, merry, keenly alive and exuberant.” How many lesbians do you know meet that description? Fucking none.
And diesel dyke butch lesbians are just beyond repair. Seriously, you need to get rid of the facial hair and stop it with the damn pimp walk. You can't fake a man's energy. No matter what you do, Carson Kressley is still going to be a man and you are not.
Oh and this upcoming Dyke March? Why is it no surprise to see the sole sponsor of that little thing is Birkenstocks.
Who decided that every single gay charity event has to involve some tired, old, drugged out drag queens who just need to get a grip on life, admit they have a penis and stop trying to be women? I mean really now, ugly fat ass women don't get no play in the hetero world where men actually sleep with women. And you think you gonna have better luck in the queer world? Hang on, I am dialing 9-1-1.
You know you are just fucking too lame for words when you have to resort to spraying Aqua Net on that polo collar.
It's quite pathetic of fat, skinny and non-muscular guys using the term “steroid junkie” to refer to anyone with muscles. Do they really think the only way to get muscles is to use steroids? There is no need to be so bitchy and bitter. That is like saying all twinks are herion junkies. Oh wait... they are.
And about the guy that stares at me constantly at the bar. You need to quit that shit. It gives me and other people the creeps. To stare at someone and not look away for 10 minutes just screams "potential serial killer". And following me around like a bad P.I. isn't helping your cause. All it is doing ensuring that I punch you square in the mouf as soon as I reach a blind spot of the bar cams.
I am really tired of all the bitching about equal acceptance and shit. Everyone who isn’t exactly like me, stay in the closet where you belong! That’s the way to achieve universal diversity and acceptance.
How long - meaning count the minutes - before Hillary reports the Obama gay sex scandal to the NYTimes?
As one of the few tops in this city, let me say that it is that whiny bottom/bitchy/twinky attitude that keeps us away from you all. As frustrating as it is to go home with another top, at least we’re in the company of men. Enjoy your dildos.
I never understand why black queers in bars assume I am racist because I don't want to go home with them. Hello? You are doing the exact same thing I am doing. Trying to go home with a white man. I don't see you standing around buying drinks for no negbro either. Racist much?
I saw a guy that came to Ft Lauderdale about the same time that I did. (6 years ago). Back then he was so hot. Unfortunately he didn't work, had a habit of mooching off naive men and stealing the wallets of guys that were drunk in bars. I saw him on selling the Sun Sentinel at the redlights this morning. I guess there really is a thing such as karma. And she's making her rounds.
All this time, all this effort, all this realllllly sincere desire in trying to change... but gay bears still disgust me. Any group that congregates at the all you can eat buffet and the conversation is as boring as filling out a restaurant survey: Is that guy in the red shirt “hot, kinda hot, so-so, kinda ugly or ugly or WOOF” just isn't for me. I ain't hating, I am all for equal opportunity sex and shit, even for ugly people but you bitches are hopeless. But on the plus side I am glad you have accepted your unattractiveness instead of constantly complaining about it and making excuses for it.
The only thing more disgusting is the lesbian bear scene. Yes, it exists.
Speaking of lesbians... the entire "mad as hell at the whole world" rebel lifestyle and attitude is so 1985. Thing is, you ask them what they are so angry about and they can't even tell you. Hell, if I woke up and looked in the mirror and saw a dozen piercings in my face and ears, and a #1 clipper haircut, I would be mad at myself, not the world. And just for the record, lesbians are not gay; they are lesbians. Webster’s defines gay as: “Happily excited, merry, keenly alive and exuberant.” How many lesbians do you know meet that description? Fucking none.
And diesel dyke butch lesbians are just beyond repair. Seriously, you need to get rid of the facial hair and stop it with the damn pimp walk. You can't fake a man's energy. No matter what you do, Carson Kressley is still going to be a man and you are not.
Oh and this upcoming Dyke March? Why is it no surprise to see the sole sponsor of that little thing is Birkenstocks.
Who decided that every single gay charity event has to involve some tired, old, drugged out drag queens who just need to get a grip on life, admit they have a penis and stop trying to be women? I mean really now, ugly fat ass women don't get no play in the hetero world where men actually sleep with women. And you think you gonna have better luck in the queer world? Hang on, I am dialing 9-1-1.
You know you are just fucking too lame for words when you have to resort to spraying Aqua Net on that polo collar.
It's quite pathetic of fat, skinny and non-muscular guys using the term “steroid junkie” to refer to anyone with muscles. Do they really think the only way to get muscles is to use steroids? There is no need to be so bitchy and bitter. That is like saying all twinks are herion junkies. Oh wait... they are.
And about the guy that stares at me constantly at the bar. You need to quit that shit. It gives me and other people the creeps. To stare at someone and not look away for 10 minutes just screams "potential serial killer". And following me around like a bad P.I. isn't helping your cause. All it is doing ensuring that I punch you square in the mouf as soon as I reach a blind spot of the bar cams.
