I am better than all of you

[Becoming]

Dear RJ -

Your posts are entertaining - that is why I am glad I made you up to entertain me - seeing as you are only a part of my imagination....

 

[Tactile]

One time in the middle of a dream I realized that I was dreaming. I was sitting on a bench in a mall and there was some other guy sitting there too. I started telling him how I was dreaming at the time, and pointed out how I was theoretically his god..and how he was getting to talk to god at the moment.

This made him uncomfortable and he started walking away from me without saying anything. I followed after him and asked him if he has a life..wife, kids, job? I was trying to find out if there was some continuation to his life the same way that I have when I wake up again. He wouldn't answer me and just kept walking faster. Then I woke up. I felt so close to one more answer to this riddle. I'll keep working on it....

 

[Debaser]

My cock is enormous, whether it's a two-dimensional shape or not.

 

[Taps]

Prove you're better than everyone.

 

[Robert Jan]

One time in the middle of a dream I realized that I was dreaming. I was sitting on a bench in a mall and there was some other guy sitting there too. I started telling him how I was dreaming at the time, and pointed out how I was theoretically his god..and how he was getting to talk to god at the moment.

This made him uncomfortable and he started walking away from me without saying anything. I followed after him and asked him if he has a life..wife, kids, job? I was trying to find out if there was some continuation to his life the same way that I have when I wake up again. He wouldn't answer me and just kept walking faster. Then I woke up. I felt so close to one more answer to this riddle. I'll keep working on it....

This is how I feel towards the entireness of reality.

 

[biteme]

To all people on this earth who are not Robert Jan:

You are all merely twodimensional shapes put in my world as actors and fakes.

I can't relate to your lives and thoughts and are still not convinced that any of you feel the things I feel at all.

You are all just parts of my mind and experience and when I close my eyes you do not exist.

Sorry.

I already made this post. Plagiarizer.

 

[MAX 300]

Remember folks, where RJ lives weed is really, really, really cheap!

 

[Robert Jan]

I already made this post. Plagiarizer.

Sorry I didn't know.

 

[georgie24]

you have a better mouth, however a weak soul, and even weaker spirit. this message will self explan itself once you post a reply to it

 

[Robert Jan]

Go home Yodah. I don't have a spirit, unless you are referring to the fifth of tequila downstairs. All Flesh and Bones here. Just like George Michael, except I'm not gay.