I almost smacked some dude in the face

[UA_Iron]

We were driving home in my friends jetta and were blasting some rap. I dont listen to it or anything but it was alright IW as getting a ride home and pretty wasted too We flip a bitch at an intersection and a guy driving a geo metro we get right behind (too lazy to reword that last sentence). He pulls up next to us at a light and asks us if we're black

like "wtf" so we yell obsceneties and he pulls into this street that leads to campus.

He stops and so I run out and fucken charge his car. he drives up onto the curb in a frantic dash to get away. I almost smacked him in the face in the process (his window was still down). I just needed to be more aggressive.

Fucken people, I swear if I would have been driving my car the aluminum bat and the mexican wrestling mask would have cause people to BL:EEED.

LBEHAIHODJN

 

[H_T_]

yer just itchin' to do a stint in county, eh? might as well, spring's comin'. nothing like an un-airconditioned jail.

 

[SlimJim52]

Just remember, Mr. Colt's (as in .45 ACP) always wins. Never charge an unknown vehicle or it may be your last.

 

[Sassy69]

LOL. Another slow day at U of A huh?

 

[BrothaBill]

yer just itchin' to do a stint in county, eh? might as well, spring's comin'. nothing like an un-airconditioned jail.

lol, exactly, spending a few nights in the county lockdown, time to reflect on the assault

 

[Sassy69]

I hear the Maricopa County sheriff likes his bitches hot & sweaty.

 

[EnderJE]

lmao @ the jail, 45s, and sheriff comments. I can see geting into a fight, but not over that.

BTW, you're NOT black?

 

[Hengst]

I don;t understand why you got angry.

 

[UA_Iron]

I don;t understand why you got angry.

I'm an angry person.

For those of you who think he was strapping:
1. It was clear his disposable income was very low due to the vehicle he was driving, it wouldnt make sense for him financially to own a gun unless he was into drugs.
2. if he was into drugs he wouldnt draw that kind of attention to himself on the street.
3. A simple observation of this fellow indicated that he fell within the 90% of white boys who arent willing to back their shit up category.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Just curious. You were pissed because of the black question, when it should have been obvious? Or because he assumed you were black because of the music, & you were offended by that?
Or because you were drunk?
Or because you're an angry young man anyways?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Awh the days of being young.
I'm suprised I'm still alive today.


UA, I know this doesn't sound believeable, but I use to have a bad temper. I learned and practiced fighting when I was younger. I use to get pissed and pull people off the road and sometimes kick their ass, fight random people at bars outside, etc.

Then one time me and a buddy were getting into a fight with 2 other guys in a parking lot of a club. Well some roided out bouncer comes in with a shoulder full force into my back while I am trying to fight one of the guys. Long story short I lost 5 of my front teeth, multiple facial lacarations, & a broken thumb as I hit the pavement face first due to the sucker punch I never saw coming.

I learned my lesson. No matter how badass you think you are there is always someone, or some situation you can't control. I'm lucky I only lost a few teeth and not my life. You really should mature before you end up in the grave.

BTW I know a guy who deals drugs, drives a shitty car, and carries a 9mm with him all the time. Don't think you know what a person is capable of.

 

[BrothaBill]

lol, is this a case of little big man syndrome?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Awh the days of being young.
I'm suprised I'm still alive today.


UA, I know this doesn't sound believeable, but I use to have a bad temper. I learned and practiced fighting when I was younger. I use to get pissed and pull people off the road and sometimes kick their ass, fight random people at bars outside, etc.

Then one time me and a buddy were getting into a fight with 2 other guys in a parking lot of a club. Well some roided out bouncer comes in with a shoulder full force into my back while I am trying to fight one of the guys. Long story short I lost 5 of my front teeth, multiple facial lacarations, & a broken thumb as I hit the pavement face first due to the sucker punch I never saw coming.

I learned my lesson. No matter how badass you think you are there is always someone, or some situation you can't control. I'm lucky I only lost a few teeth and not my life. You really should mature before you end up in the grave.

BTW I know a guy who deals drugs, drives a shitty car, and carries a 9mm with him all the time. Don't think you know what a person is capable of.

Wow, the most mature post aap has ever typed. ^^^

 

[wootoom]

take his life

 

[hotzie]

I'm an angry person.

For those of you who think he was strapping:
1. It was clear his disposable income was very low due to the vehicle he was driving, it wouldnt make sense for him financially to own a gun unless he was into drugs.
2. if he was into drugs he wouldnt draw that kind of attention to himself on the street.
3. A simple observation of this fellow indicated that he fell within the 90% of white boys who arent willing to back their shit up category.

racist!!!!!!1!!!!!

 

[wootoom]

racist!!!!!!1!!!!!

hey bro hows it going good bro

 

[hotzie]

hey bro hows it going good bro

good , how bout you good bro

 

[wootoom]

good , how bout you good bro

not bad bro its really foggy out right now good bro

 

[hotzie]

not bad bro its really foggy out right now good bro

yea its fuckin cold here good bro

 

[wootoom]

yea its fuckin cold here good bro

fuckin rights good bro

 

[Spanky11]

too much good bro

 

[alien amp pharm]

What we need is a good ho

 

[hotzie]

What we need is a good ho

speaking of where is HH?

 

[UA_Iron]

good post aap.

I dont get in fights - I havent been in one for years....

I do tend to get aggressive while drinking though. I drinking about twice a month so it doesnt happen all that often.

 

[wootoom]

too much good bro

thanks for postin idiot

 

[tiger88]

I hear the Maricopa County sheriff likes his bitches hot & sweaty.

thay make u wear all pink ( i love pink tho) and eat meat that is died green


Ua dude... i dunno man...just chill i almost got in a fight last nite too.. we should just fight me on jan 19th


but a baseball bat? come on guy? get classy, use brass knuckles or cattle prod

 

[Spanky11]

thanks for postin idiot

no probs, sweetie.

good to see you are still postin great quality stuff

 

[Raptorex]

 

[tiger88]

were u in mesa? gilbert? fuck i was there last nite rdy to roll someone lol

 

[wootoom]

whats eating gilbert grape

 

[UA_Iron]

were u in mesa? gilbert? fuck i was there last nite rdy to roll someone lol

haha I was in tucson last night. In mesa during the day.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Awh the days of being young.
I'm suprised I'm still alive today.


UA, I know this doesn't sound believeable, but I use to have a bad temper. I learned and practiced fighting when I was younger. I use to get pissed and pull people off the road and sometimes kick their ass, fight random people at bars outside, etc.

Then one time me and a buddy were getting into a fight with 2 other guys in a parking lot of a club. Well some roided out bouncer comes in with a shoulder full force into my back while I am trying to fight one of the guys. Long story short I lost 5 of my front teeth, multiple facial lacarations, & a broken thumb as I hit the pavement face first due to the sucker punch I never saw coming.

I learned my lesson. No matter how badass you think you are there is always someone, or some situation you can't control. I'm lucky I only lost a few teeth and not my life. You really should mature before you end up in the grave.

BTW I know a guy who deals drugs, drives a shitty car, and carries a 9mm with him all the time. Don't think you know what a person is capable of.

so, why didnt you fix your busted face since then? i dont get it

 

[DZLS]

no offense bro, but you should probably just lay off the booze...

one day it might bite you in the ass...

 

[Deterass]

Sooo your not black?

 

[wootoom]

find me some nuisances

 

[UA_Iron]

Sooo your not black?

I'm black as night.

Thats why 75th and I get along so well.

 

[samoth]

We were driving home in my friends jetta and were blasting some rap. I dont listen to it or anything but it was alright IW as getting a ride home and pretty wasted too We flip a bitch at an intersection and a guy driving a geo metro we get right behind (too lazy to reword that last sentence). He pulls up next to us at a light and asks us if we're black

like "wtf" so we yell obsceneties and he pulls into this street that leads to campus.

He stops and so I run out and fucken charge his car. he drives up onto the curb in a frantic dash to get away. I almost smacked him in the face in the process (his window was still down). I just needed to be more aggressive.

Fucken people, I swear if I would have been driving my car the aluminum bat and the mexican wrestling mask would have cause people to BL:EEED.

LBEHAIHODJN

Dude, we so gotta hang out sometime. We could combine our cliques and take over a small city.

My friends and I chased a car that cut us off some time while back... we followed them until they went into the parking lot of a new police station that was being built. They just stopped in their and layed on the horn, hoping to get the cops attention - but the station was not quite finished inside and no one was working there yet! We got out of our car and surrounded the guy and his GF/wife/whatever's car and intimidated them and stuff for a while. But much like the cat that looses interest in a turtle that went inside it's shell, we left when they made it clear that they were gonna stay in their locked car. Sheesh, it's not like we were gonna really hurt them... ... .

That was almost as fun as the time we broke into the Port Washington lighthouse (which was even more a challange, as we had to jump the fence of a power plant and transverse their back yard to get there) and replaced their locks with ones that only we had keys for, lol.

 

[Deterass]

I'm black as night.

Thats why 75th and I get along so well.

Tru dat tru dat werd

 

[Spartacus]

time for a "politeness man" appearance
http://www.cementpond.us/politeness/page1.html

 

[Spartacus]

Awh the days of being young.
I'm suprised I'm still alive today.


UA, I know this doesn't sound believeable, but I use to have a bad temper. I learned and practiced fighting when I was younger. I use to get pissed and pull people off the road and sometimes kick their ass, fight random people at bars outside, etc.

Then one time me and a buddy were getting into a fight with 2 other guys in a parking lot of a club. Well some roided out bouncer comes in with a shoulder full force into my back while I am trying to fight one of the guys. Long story short I lost 5 of my front teeth, multiple facial lacarations, & a broken thumb as I hit the pavement face first due to the sucker punch I never saw coming.

I learned my lesson. No matter how badass you think you are there is always someone, or some situation you can't control. I'm lucky I only lost a few teeth and not my life. You really should mature before you end up in the grave.

BTW I know a guy who deals drugs, drives a shitty car, and carries a 9mm with him all the time. Don't think you know what a person is capable of.

me and a couple of bros were out in a club parking lot watching a couple of big guys really going at it. we weren't even on any side or making any threatening moves to get involved. then suddenly some guy next to be pulled a blade and took I swipe at me. I had enough reaction time to move back,but he cut me across my neck. I got 16 stitches right across my adam's apple.

 

[AristotleBC]

What an idiot (UA)

 

[Spartacus]

What an idiot (UA)

yeah we need aristotle to point out the obvious

 

[thelion2005]

UA ... I like ya .... but ya got to walk away some time.

Those little cars come with Trunk Monkey.
http://www.sillyhumor.com/trunkmonkey/

 

[UA_Iron]

It was given where it was deserved. The guy knew what he was getting himself into by starting stuff like that - so he was prepared to deal with whatever we had in store for him. Everything was cool till he put himself into a comprimised situation.

Aristotle, get off my thread.

 

[H_T_]

you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[samoth]

Aristotle, get off my thread.

Seconded.

 

[AristotleBC]

Samoth you big pussy

 

[Spartacus]

Kitna facked out the pitt DB

 

[Spartacus]

hell yeah Kitna hit the opne reciever on the side coming with the blitz

 

[H_T_]

marching right down the field. nvm. TD Cinci-natti!!!!

 

[Deterass]

Pow!!

 

[UA_Iron]

you ever been to a Turkish prison?

its only gay if you're on the recieving end.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Dude I lived in Mesa when I was a kid. For a year anyways.

TITCR

 

[Hengst]

It was given where it was deserved. The guy knew what he was getting himself into by starting stuff like that

I'm still confused. What did this guy do? Point out the obvious? Use his eyes for observation? If you ARE black and he asked you if you were black then what's the problem?

Are you one of those black guys that walks reeeeaaal slow in front of cars when the light turns green? You know, give the 'evil' eye to the white guy sitting behind the wheel, itching to cap him if he just EVEN THINKS about honking his horn or saying anything?

 

[Yarg!]

Wow, the most mature post aap has ever typed. ^^^

I know, I couldn't believe it either.

 

[LVTitan]

fuckin rights good bro

when you guys are done sucking each other off, let's get back to the topic

 

[cwc73]

aap a badass? hhhahahahahahahahahaha
JK mang

 

[75th]

I'm black as night.

Thats why 75th and I get along so well.

Fuck you.

 

[bdog527]

You weren't man enough to kill him? Pussy.

 

[PolfaJelfa]

You sound like a real asshole from this post. Frankly i would of probibaly done the same thing. Asked you if you think your black....listening to that type of stuff and probibaly acting tough and like some gangbanger thug. How many people did you have in your car?

I used to be pretty hotheaded to. I dont know how old you are...but you need to grow up.

 

[UA_Iron]

You sound like a real asshole from this post. Frankly i would of probibaly done the same thing. Asked you if you think your black....listening to that type of stuff and probibaly acting tough and like some gangbanger thug. How many people did you have in your car?

I used to be pretty hotheaded to. I dont know how old you are...but you need to grow up.

I happen to listen to Metal exclusively; but when you're getting a ride home it would be rude to complain about the drivers choice of music.

Just like the guy in the car talking shit you made some stupid assumptions.

There were 3 people in the car total - with completely blacked out tinted windows. Its not like we even made eye contact with this person before he decided to make some poor choices.

 

[PolfaJelfa]

I had to have been there i guess. The way you wrote your post you just sounded like you were out to kick somebodys ass. Just keep this in the back of your mind....there is always someone tougher then you out there.

 

[UA_Iron]

I had to have been there i guess. The way you wrote your post you just sounded like you were out to kick somebodys ass. Just keep this in the back of your mind....there is always someone tougher then you out there.

I was drunk when I wrote the post so I was feeling all saucy. I was just out to have some fun. The guy was messing wtih three other dudes - he kind of brought it on himself imo.