I actually watched The Hills last night

[KillahBee]

apparently my friends watch this show. which is scary.

anyway, my thoughts:

Laguna Beach was waaaaaay better. I used to watch that shit and just destroy my cock to the little highschool girls. That kristen chick was soooo dope.

LC is barely above average. No lips whatsoever. Decent body but nothing great. She's just boring, man.

That Audrina chick is perfect. Completely brain dead, great fake tits. Entire self worth stored in her vagina.

Heidi is also banging, though her face is fucking long. But great body, good hair, wonderful entitled attitude.

Spencer is fucking HILARIOUS. Dude just shits all over his girl, especially when she gets all whiney annoying "look at me give me attention daddy hug me!!!" bratty. I could roll with him.

 

[1500]

I do think the way he manipulates that girl is fucking funny. But he thinks he is such a badass. That part about him makes me want to beat the piss out of him and his flesh colored beard.

 

[lartinos]

I could never watch it, just looks so cheesey

 

[KillahBee]

I do think the way he manipulates that girl is fucking funny. But he thinks he is such a badass. That part about him makes me want to beat the piss out of him and his flesh colored beard.

Well yeah, he is obviously a d-bag. 99% of those SoCal jagoffs are.

But it's funny to see a dude just pwn a chick and how helpless they are. It's also funny to see these dudes throwing lines at chicks that we've all used a bunch of times and the girls still biting on them. It's almost too easy.

One particular instance that had me dying laughing. They were all in a club and Audrina's boyfriend or ex or something came in and ignored her. obviously, she completely took the bait and was all crying about it (predictable). then another "dude friend" came over to console her (lmao at how we all smell injured prey and just pounce) and did the whole "you are a beautiful girl, you should be happy" thing, which we've all done a million times. Just plant that seed and watch it grow. fast forward 24 hours and she's talking to her friends about how she wants to hook up with the dude friend.

love it.

 

[nefertiti]

i do think the way he manipulates that girl is fucking funny. But he thinks he is such a badass. That part about him makes me want to beat the piss out of him and his flesh colored beard.

lol

 

[iggy]

lol at you watching that shit/

 

[KillahBee]

god I was with some people tonight that were young, chilled with some 20yo girls. god's gift to us menz. treat it with care. then destroy it and leave it in broken shambles from whence you came (on her young tight stomach OMG rub it in bitch(

 

[myway]

Pick3 is gonna be so proud of u

 

[KillahBee]

watched it again (fuck, what is happening to me..am I gonna be on facebook soon?!!!wtf). spencer is absolutely fucking hilarious. love that dude.

 

[Tryn2]

So, I take it you have seen all those photos fomr the shoot Audrina did in the buff?

 

[canadianhitman]

Turn in your 'man card' immediately...

 

[Wulfgar]

I watched the hills have eyes


are those similar in any way?

 

[stephen4327]

lo is fuckin hot in that show

 

[KillahBee]

So, I take it you have seen all those photos fomr the shoot Audrina did in the buff?

yeah i actually saw those before I knew who she was. I'll be honest, there really aren't that many hot chicks on the show. audrina's face is average and she's that terrible brand of empty-headed where she's too dumb and clueless to know how to be sexy. so all she really is is a big ol pair of fake titties (common) and a flat stomach. lauren is average. heidi is hot when she doesn't talk and her face is covered, but she's not exactly sexy either. and there's a real fucking lack of lips on the show. everyone has these tiny thin lips. wtf. get some sistas on that show for fucks sake.

as I said, laguna beach was much better with a lot more hot chicks doing a lot more hot things. this show is just funny to watch for spencer shitting all over heidi and her taking it with a smile.

 

[Tryn2]

I was in Laguna a few weeks ago... I was shocked at how small and kind of "Towny" it was. I mean its on the beach and its close to some nice places... But ten mins away in Newport Beach, that fucking place is off the chain nice.