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Def some chick he followed out of his ghetto apartment complex..

She sensed a weirdo behind her...guaranteed.
 
thas' my special lady friend. and that was Comerica Park, not Wayne county jail. i touched her.
 
jh1 said:
Def some chick he followed out of his ghetto apartment complex..

She sensed a weirdo behind her...guaranteed.
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and what were we doing that night.....oh yeah! watching the Tigers sweep out the cardinals....
 
HumanTarget said:
thas' my special lady friend. and that was Comerica Park, not Wayne county jail. i touched her.
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in her naughty place?

what's comerica park? were you drinking boones farm out of a paper bag? did you have to pay her? were the police involved? what are gas prices near you?
 
stilleto said:
in her naughty place?

what's comerica park? were you drinking boones farm out of a paper bag? did you have to pay her? were the police involved? what are gas prices near you?
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it's home of the Tigers. we drank huge beers and margaritas out of 2 ft. long straws. um, i suppose i did kind of pay her in a way, because the entire night was much pricier than what i originally asked her to do. no police, but we did things that might be illegal in some cultures. or cutlers, if you're Canadian. it's 3.39 a gal/premium...
 
HumanTarget said:
it's home of the Tigers. we drank huge beers and margaritas out of 2 ft. long straws. um, i suppose i did kind of pay her in a way, because the entire night was much pricier than what i originally asked her to do. no police, but we did things that might be illegal in some cultures. or cutlers, if you're Canadian. it's 3.39 a gal/premium...
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i'm paying way under $3 a gallon, fool.

i think anything sexual should be illegal in canada... have you seen them??

oh, and post pics of her boobs please. thanks.
 
jackangel said:
lol at cutlers/canadian

lmao at superqt4u2own
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jackangel pays the same as me for gas. we pwn all of you.

also, i wasn't referring to any canadians in particular wootoom

oh yeah, and HT, post pics of her tits. thanks.
 
jackangel said:
pics of the front and stfu with all this other noise
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i couldn't weasel them. and i had to *cough* when i hit the take picture button, so as to cover the sound. i asked if she'd kneel up on the desk for anonymous heiny shot, but she just lol'ed and said, "Oh HT, you're SO funny! tee hee."
 
HumanTarget said:
i couldn't weasel them. and i had to *cough* when i hit the take picture button, so as to cover the sound. i asked if she'd kneel up on the desk for anonymous heiny shot, but she just lol'ed and said, "Oh HT, you're SO funny! tee hee."
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you going out with her again?
that's more than enough time to get an upskirt shot.

and don't act like you've never done that before.
 
stilleto said:
jackangel pays the same as me for gas. we pwn all of you.

also, i wasn't referring to any canadians in particular wootoom

oh yeah, and HT, post pics of her tits. thanks.
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she's got small boobs. and i don't have any yet. maybe i'll get her to pop her top when she visits me today. but i won't use those words. i'll use more better ones, ones that make girls want to show their breastisses. but i can't think of any....and i think she's taller than every guy in this thread, except me, at 5'8''...
 
HumanTarget said:
she's got small boobs. and i don't have any yet. maybe i'll get her to pop her top when she visits me today. but i won't use those words. i'll use more better ones, ones that make girls want to show their breastisses. but i can't think of any....and i think she's taller than every guy in this thread, except me, at 5'8''...
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Not with my heels on.
 
stilleto said:
you going out with her again?
that's more than enough time to get an upskirt shot.

and don't act like you've never done that before.
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you'd be suprised how close together a busted rubber can keep 2 people. yeah, we'll be going out this week again, cuz we're not sure about weekend plans. we wanted to go to Cedar Point, but we're both afraid of heights....
 
HumanTarget said:
she's got small boobs. and i don't have any yet. maybe i'll get her to pop her top when she visits me today. but i won't use those words. i'll use more better ones, ones that make girls want to show their breastisses. but i can't think of any....and i think she's taller than every guy in this thread, except me, at 5'8''...
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you'll think of something. i know you won't let us down. we're counting on you.
 
jackangel said:
i rarely buy gas. once every 1-2 months. i do have the lovely garage and insurance payments, though.
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do you ride a mule to get around?
 
jnevin said:
WTF is going on in here? I see at least two horrible lies about jnev. The hell?
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Some of us know the truth 'bout ya.


I tried giving you love again. Damn karma ghosts won;t let me STILL! WTF?
 
vixensghost said:
Question is: Did she start on the first "pull" and purr like a 400 HP lawn mower for ya? :qt:
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um, she wasn't very receptive to my kinked out side. i very smoothly worked in some bondage talk and she shot me down like a clay pigeon. she will do the ever popular whip cream, strawberries, hersheys syrup stuff though. unbelieveable, because i am hairy. like animal.
 
HumanTarget said:
um, she wasn't very receptive to my kinked out side. i very smoothly worked in some bondage talk and she shot me down like a clay pigeon. she will do the ever popular whip cream, strawberries, hersheys syrup stuff though. unbelieveable, because i am hairy. like animal.
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she probably just doesn't want you to know she even has a kinked side yet.
womens are like that. chaste.
 
stilleto said:
she probably just doesn't want you to know she even has a kinked side yet.
womens are like that. chaste.
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really? i'm used to ones who do dirty things the same night you meet them.
 
HumanTarget said:
um, she wasn't very receptive to my kinked out side. i very smoothly worked in some bondage talk and she shot me down like a clay pigeon. she will do the ever popular whip cream, strawberries, hersheys syrup stuff though. unbelieveable, because i am hairy. like animal.
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Trimming can be foreplay. Grab the razor, or the weed whacker in your case, before u bring out the food items.
 
vixensghost said:
Trimming can be foreplay. Grab the razor, or the weed whacker in your case, before u bring out the food items.
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it would take a really long time. and i totally scraped up HT jr. on some stubble of hers. like a little kid tripping and falling. but with his dong out.
 
stilleto said:
a real lady waits for the second time.
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we've been talking for several months in person. just never thought we'd date. although i did see fireworks when i first laid eyes on her.....
 
HumanTarget said:
um, she wasn't very receptive to my kinked out side. i very smoothly worked in some bondage talk and she shot me down like a clay pigeon. she will do the ever popular whip cream, strawberries, hersheys syrup stuff though. unbelieveable, because i am hairy. like animal.
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I'll tie you up and beat you. However, I'll probably leave you for dead in a ditch somewhere...
 
heatherrae said:
I'll tie you up and beat you. However, I'll probably leave you for dead in a ditch somewhere...
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see, that's what i wanna hear. i wanna get flogged while i eat some short ribs at the feet of a sexy woman in leather. and i'll be wearing something silky...
 
HumanTarget said:
we've been talking for several months in person. just never thought we'd date. although i did see fireworks when i first laid eyes on her.....
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That was a flashback.
 
heatherrae said:
I'll tie you up and beat you. However, I'll probably leave you for dead in a ditch somewhere...
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do you want some heavy duty chains? i'll get you some. consider it my contribution.
 
1. stilleto, lock this up.

2. ht, get some frontal pics, somehow. just do it. PM stilleto when you've got them.

3. stilleto, open this shit back up.
 
HumanTarget said:
it would take a really long time. and i totally scraped up HT jr. on some stubble of hers. like a little kid tripping and falling. but with his dong out.
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You call your package HTjr? I'm disappointed. I would have figured something like King Kong or Big Mac. No more e-flirts w/ you. :)
 
vixensghost said:
You call your package HTjr? I'm disappointed. I would have figured something like King Kong or Big Mac. No more e-flirts w/ you. :)
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*sigh* ok. my real nickname is the "Mangler". he's got a great rep. one girl had to sign a release form from her doc stating that she wasn't raped after doing it with me. i recently fractured a sweet little things vertebrae, too....whenever you saw a waitress or bartender sitting on the cooler, you know they were with me the night before....better?
 
HumanTarget said:
see, that's what i wanna hear. i wanna get flogged while i eat some short ribs at the feet of a sexy woman in leather. and i'll be wearing something silky...
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OMG! I'm all over that. I'll humiliate you and make you my little lap dog.
 
stilleto said:
do you want some heavy duty chains? i'll get you some. consider it my contribution.
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Im a crazy bitch with a bullwhip. I'll make him hold a cigarette in his mouth while I try to swipe it out of his mouth with the whip.

Practice makes perfect...hehehehe.
 
heatherrae said:
Im a crazy bitch with a bullwhip. I'll make him hold a cigarette in his mouth while I try to swipe it out of his mouth with the whip.

Practice makes perfect...hehehehe.
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please oh please let me watch that.




and more important...let me blindfold you.
 
HumanTarget said:
*sigh* ok. my real nickname is the "Mangler". he's got a great rep. one girl had to sign a release form from her doc stating that she wasn't raped after doing it with me. i recently fractured a sweet little things vertebrae, too....whenever you saw a waitress or bartender sitting on the cooler, you know they were with me the night before....better?
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Eeeh, sounds forced......
 
stilleto said:
waiting for pics, fag.
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she totally wouldn't let me take any. especially when i told them they'd be splattered all over the interwebs. but i'm going to meet up with her in a lil bit, so i'll try again. she's hip to the camera phone thing....
 
HumanTarget said:
she totally wouldn't let me take any. especially when i told them they'd be splattered all over the interwebs. but i'm going to meet up with her in a lil bit, so i'll try again. she's hip to the camera phone thing....
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We don't want pics of the broad. We want pics of the "mangler." DUH.

and not those blurry dark photos in your profile. We want some decent lighting and him at full attention. I think I speak for all the ladies...lol.
 
HumanTarget said:
she totally wouldn't let me take any. especially when i told them they'd be splattered all over the interwebs. but i'm going to meet up with her in a lil bit, so i'll try again. she's hip to the camera phone thing....
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i hope you showered this week.
 
HumanTarget said:
neither. but damn, i'm gonna have a hard time coming back from that one....
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LOL...I was hoping I stumped ya cuz I was getting the feeling I'd end up with cock stuck in my mouth to FINALLY shut me up.
 
vixensghost said:
LOL...I was hoping I stumped ya cuz I was getting the feeling I'd end up with cock stuck in my mouth to FINALLY shut me up.
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my day woulda started off a helluva lot better if i had read that post before going to work....anyone see my spankerchief?
 
HumanTarget said:
you're relentless, you know that? i can't keep up... :)
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When girls start leaving things at your place, it is like a dog peeing on a bush. We are marking our territory.

HTH
 
I learned my lesson. Anymore, I'm like "Here, you forgot this", or "Make sure you don't forget this stuff" (as I'm gathering all her shit together).
 
jack_schitt said:
I learned my lesson. Anymore, I'm like "Here, you forgot this", or "Make sure you don't forget this stuff" (as I'm gathering all her shit together).
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hehehe...that is why I hid my panties all over your place. You'll never find them ALL, but if a girl comes over, I'm sure she will...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
hehehe...that is why I hid my panties all over your place. You'll never find them ALL, but if a girl comes over, I'm sure she will...lol.
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:heks:

Looks like a "panty sweep" is in order...I've done this kind of thing before.
 
jack_schitt said:
:heks:

Looks like a "panty sweep" is in order...I've done this kind of thing before.
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BAD BOY! You never tell a girl about having other girl's panties in your place. You need to attend bf 101.
 
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