HumanTargass

[H_T_]

props for getting a picture.. how about a nude one now?

she doesn't like it when i have my phone in my hand now. it's like when the dog hears the vacuum cleaner....

 

[vixensghost]

she doesn't like it when i have my phone in my hand now. it's like when the dog hears the vacuum cleaner....

She takes a dump on your floor?

 

[H_T_]

She takes a dump on your floor?

no. we don't do scat. but i pee on her leg in the shower. when she's not looking....

 

[vixensghost]

no. we don't do scat. but i pee on her leg in the shower. when she's not looking....

You gotta hump the leg, NOT pee on it. Geesh, do I need to teach you everything?



Why do men pee in the shower? Don't say ya don't cuz I know it's a guy "thang"

 

[H_T_]

You gotta hump the leg, NOT pee on it. Geesh, do I need to teach you everything?



Why do men pee in the shower? Don't say ya don't cuz I know it's a guy "thang"

i pee everywhere. watch your beverages.

 

[vixensghost]

i pee everywhere. watch your beverages.

Iced Pee your special huh?

 

[H_T_]

Iced Pee your special huh?

i've got a garage full of mason jars filled with H-Tea

 

[vixensghost]

i've got a garage full of mason jars filled with H-Tea

Dude, did you forget to pay the water bill again?

 

[jnevin]

no. we don't do scat. but i pee on her leg in the shower. when she's not looking....

You should get drunk and forget you had asparragus for dinner and let that happen. I may or may not have done that when I was 18 and I may or may not have gotten punched in the face, fell through the shower, taking the curtain and curtain rod with me, and cracked my head open on the toilet.

 

[H_T_]

Dude, did you forget to pay the water bill again?

i recycle.

 

[stilleto]

You gotta hump the leg, NOT pee on it. Geesh, do I need to teach you everything?



Why do men pee in the shower? Don't say ya don't cuz I know it's a guy "thang"

women don't pee in the shower?

 

[H_T_]

women don't pee in the shower?

i'm gonna ask her that later. it'll be the first thing out of my mouth. actually, i think i'm going to answer the calls at work with that instead of the usual...

 

[pintoca]

shower peeing is one of the reasons Life is worth living

 

[nimbus]

i couldn't weasel them. and i had to *cough* when i hit the take picture button, so as to cover the sound. i asked if she'd kneel up on the desk for anonymous heiny shot, but she just lol'ed and said, "Oh HT, you're SO funny! tee hee."

you can disable the sound the phone makes when you take a picture. i think it's in the camera options. not that i've done this. cause i never take pix without permission.

 

[vixensghost]

women don't pee in the shower?

You spent how much @ Bed, Bath and Beyond? I know you ain't draining the lilly in your shower.

 

[H_T_]

You spent how much @ Bed, Bath and Beyond? I know you ain't draining the lilly in your shower.

you spelled venus fly trap wrong...

 

[vixensghost]

you spelled venus fly trap wrong...

LOL....Snapper!

 

[H_T_]

LOL....Snapper!

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys & came back with a Red Snapper?

 

[vixensghost]

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went on a fishing trip with 7 guys & came back with a Red Snapper?

I sail with 4 guys. All they come back w/ is blue balls!

 

[H_T_]

I sail with 4 guys. All they come back w/ is blue balls!

 

[vixensghost]

Ok, this can mean one of two things:

It's tooo early for u to keep up w/ me.

Or...


You're choking your chicken early.

 

[H_T_]

Ok, this can mean one of two things:

It's tooo early for u to keep up w/ me.

Or...


You're choking your chicken early.

i skipped a day. so i'm a day late. and those dudes scurry off and crush it anytime they get a chance...

 

[stilleto]

i think you three need to get a room.

 

[vixensghost]

i skipped a day. so i'm a day late. and those dudes scurry off and crush it anytime they get a chance...

Day late and a dollar short? Story of my life!

 

[H_T_]

i think you three need to get a room.

who three? me three?

 

[vixensghost]

i think you three need to get a room.

Could be confusing with the name calling.....lol


We'd have to be #1 and #2!

 

[H_T_]

Day late and a dollar short? Story of my life!

yep. i'm mildly retarded & make less than a guy who sells womens shoes....

 

[stilleto]

Could be confusing with the name calling.....lol


We'd have to be #1 and #2!

lol
i wasn't part of the three... and i assume he always calls out our name, nomatter what.

 

[vixensghost]

lol
i wasn't part of the three... and i assume he always calls out our name, nomatter what.

Like the way I included you into that? lol


Cold shower needed now.

 

[H_T_]

Could be confusing with the name calling.....lol


We'd have to be #1 and #2!

wait a minute. there's a joke in there....somewhere...

 

[stilleto]

wait a minute. there's a joke in there....somewhere...

that's what your gf said the last time you had sexy with her.

 

[H_T_]

that's what your gf said the last time you had sexy with her.

.............she does say some funny shit. i don't think she was in the mood last night. it felt like someone crumbled up a can of Pringles in her.

 

[stilleto]

.............she does say some funny shit. i don't think she was in the mood last night. it felt like someone crumbled up a can of Pringles in her.

better that, than razor blades.

maybe she was just hoping for some foreplay first.

 

[H_T_]

better that, than razor blades.

maybe she was just hoping for some foreplay first.

oh wow. i think you're right. i've been just barging right in lately....

 

[vixensghost]

oh wow. i think you're right. i've been just barging right in lately....

LOL


Kinda like stuffing 50 lbs. of shit in a five lb. bag?

 

[H_T_]

LOL


Kinda like stuffing 50 lbs. of shit in a five lb. bag?

nothing a couple of big gobs of spit can't fix.