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Howcome asparagus takes so damn long to roast in the oven? I mean jesus titty fucking christ, this is taking forever and Im starving over here.

Tryin to do the right thing by eating asparagus instead of HoHos, but damn, this waiting around gets old.
 
try turning the oven on first

Hey Nancy
I have the oven on 400. I have these asparaguy (plural for asparagus?) in foil and olive oil dribbled on top
they smell yummy but they need to soften up faster. I already vaccuumed up my entire house waiting for this.

HoHos cook so much faster.
 
Hey Nancy
I have the oven on 400. I have these asparaguy (plural for asparagus?) in foil and olive oil dribbled on top
they smell yummy but they need to soften up faster. I already vaccuumed up my entire house waiting for this.

HoHos cook so much faster.

OMG, I'm dying lauging at asaparguy
 
I'm more oblong than round.

weeble.jpg
 
Do you eat the leafy part on top or just the trunk? I've never had asparagus, I'm curious.

i asked myself this same question as I was eating it. i ate the flowery part on top. it was good but too crunchy cuz i couldnt wait the full 4 hours for them to be done.

now im eating a bowl of grape nuts
 
The white ones are better grilled with white truffle oil on top holadaise is for fattys
 
Hey Nancy
I have the oven on 400. I have these asparaguy (plural for asparagus?) in foil and olive oil dribbled on top
they smell yummy but they need to soften up faster. I already vaccuumed up my entire house waiting for this.

HoHos cook so much faster.

Is this foreplay talk to Dr. NTS?
A little managerial action domestic dirty talk... lol
J/k
Man you are going strict huh on the diet?
Reminds me, I promised myself to start cleaning my diet up starting monday, in order to get leaner by December, shit has not materialized. Gotta work on that.
 
Is this foreplay talk to Dr. NTS?
A little managerial action domestic dirty talk... lol
J/k
Man you are going strict huh on the diet?Reminds me, I promised myself to start cleaning my diet up starting monday, in order to get leaner by December, shit has not materialized. Gotta work on that.

not really, i ate a cookie earlier
 
Asparagus tastes good but makes your pee stink.

So Smurfy are you trying to get in better shape for any particular reason?

Please so for me.:qt:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Howcome asparagus takes so damn long to roast in the oven? I mean jesus titty fucking christ, this is taking forever and Im starving over here.

Tryin to do the right thing by eating asparagus instead of HoHos, but damn, this waiting around gets old.


just eat the oven instead
 
I :heart: asparagus! I just give it a quick boil and then plunge into ice water. Then I hit it with kosher salt and crushed garlic real quick on the stovetop.

BUT I much prefer it the way you're making it or on the grill.

WTG Smurfy! Eating healthy!
 
disgusting.




oh yea, and i don't like asparagus either

:D
What does public humilitation taste like as you watch your home team get crushed and upset by the black and gold Nimburt?
Is it crunchy... bet there is an after taste...
Thats right bish, its thursday, let the shit talking begin.
Its on.... fuck yeaaaaahhhh. :chomp:
More coffee now.
Shit talking requries a ridiculous amount of caffeine for me. LOL
 
I :heart: asparagus! I just give it a quick boil and then plunge into ice water. Then I hit it with kosher salt and crushed garlic real quick on the stovetop.

BUT I much prefer it the way you're making it or on the grill.

WTG Smurfy! Eating healthy!
Now I wish You had your own cooking show.
Another good fit for ya.
But yeah, that FA thing will open up eventually.
I do hear ya though. Just got some thoughts that I gotta express to ya.
As this is the first day I"m not on schizophrenic pace and behind.
Expect some PM action lata CM.
 
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