How you doing ....... at the urinals!!!

[bignate73]

Even in stalls you'll hear girls having conversations with others.

its alright for guys to talk, say, when taking a dump. its almost funny sometimes. timing the drops for key points in conversation and trying not to talk while puuuhsssshhhing uh. LOL

but at a vulnerable moment like taking a whizz, off limits. too easy for some jackass to peek at your johnson and take a mental snapshot for later use.

 

[buttplug]

I don't like public restrooms and if I need to go I freak out if someone says something to me, unless it's a friend and even then it better be something like "hey got a tampon?"

 

[CipherLock]

You'll be alright.

 

[gwl9dta4]

Heh, there is always this akwardness when two dudes are using urinals side by side. Makes me laugh thinking about it.

 

[Stangfriik]

The Citrus Bowl where I went to see Metallica the other day had the most fucked up ancient urinals. It was just one long ass urinal with a drain. I walk in and there are 8-10 drunk ass metalheads pissing and talking to each other. Needless to say, I waited until a stall was open.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

WTF????

Really??



"Hey sally" .....FARRRRT..... "isnt Billy hot?"
"Ohh he's totally"...BLLLAAAMMMMPHHH..."dreamy"
*water splashing* drip drip

lol

This masterpiece needs anal-speak to be complete in its foulness.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

The Citrus Bowl where I went to see Metallica the other day had the most fucked up ancient urinals. It was just one long ass urinal with a drain. I walk in and there are 8-10 drunk ass metalheads pissing and talking to each other. Needless to say, I waited until a stall was open.

Yeah, a trough.

The worst was this latrine at a camp when I was a kid.

At night, giant beetles would fly up out of the shitholes and try to greet you. This began the phrase, "Does an Imakarum shit in the woods?" He sure fucking does.

 

[anabolicmd]

I don't like public restrooms and if I need to go I freak out if someone says something to me, unless it's a friend and even then it better be something like "hey got a tampon?"

In our boy scout camp we had seven toilet bowls in the bathroom, no separation whatsoever. I know we were building camaraderie but it was weird to be on the bowl taking a crap with other people walking around.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

That's how our college dorms were -- no doors on the stalls.

 

[jerkbox]

That's how our college dorms were -- no doors on the stalls.

now that sucks.


what's the big deal about pissing next to someone?? I always have to laugh at dudes who will go into a stall to piss when there are like 5 open urinals or something...or even when there is one and they just don't want to piss next to someone. Small wiener syndrome I guess.


one time I walked into a bathroom and some guy was takin a leak at a urinal with his pants around his ankles.....I had to walk back out in that case....