How would you have approached this women

[The Shadow]

Oh, lol. Good one.
For a minute there I thought I was gonna have to sick PhatChik on ya for making fun of us Tennessee folk.

Tell her come fetch me.

 

[Zebo]

This would have taken a little preparation....but get a magazine, then get as many of those cards that fall out of the magazines, and skillfully load a shitload of them into the one you're reading.

Work your way over near her, casually open your magazine and dozens of these fucking cards spill everywhere. She'll laugh her ass off and you just got her attention in a lovable dufus sort of way......

Trust me, this is how I met my 5th wife.

 

[Ish]

Walk over to her confused looking and say, "Maybe you can help me, because I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar, but, do you know where the poetry is?"

 

[THeMaCHinE]

Wouldn't a baby get hungry, not confused, in a topless bar?

 

[gonelifting]

"are you the kind of person that goes to the bookstore and does`nt wanna be bothered by ANYONE?"

Then the ball`s in her court, She could say "YES" and you AND her walk away in opposite directions.

or

She could say "not really" while smiling. THEN the ball`s back in your court.

 

[Outtlaw]

This would have taken a little preparation....but get a magazine, then get as many of those cards that fall out of the magazines, and skillfully load a shitload of them into the one you're reading.

Work your way over near her, casually open your magazine and dozens of these fucking cards spill everywhere. She'll laugh her ass off and you just got her attention in a lovable dufus sort of way......

Trust me, this is how I met my 5th wife.

Anyone who's been married 5 times obviously has some worthwhile advice.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

Thanks guys lots of great advice here. I was looking for a magazine to pick up next to her but in Barnes and Noble it was all lady's interest, home and garden, arts and crafts etc. I would have looked like a homo reading that shit....

 

[lucidblue]

You should've just talked to her. Gone up to her and made some sort of conversation (no stupid pick-up lines). Unless the pick-up line is really funny and you can both laugh at the fact that you tried to use it. Actually, dropping the subscription cards from a magazine on the floor might work. If she helped you pick them up you'd know she was a decent person and worth talking to.

 

[lucidblue]

You should've just talked to her. Gone up to her and made some sort of conversation (no stupid pick-up lines). Unless the pick-up line is really funny and you can both laugh at the fact that you tried to use it. Actually, dropping the subscription cards from a magazine on the floor might work. If she helped you pick them up you'd know she was a decent person and worth talking to.

 

[gettinlarger]

...because you're the only "Ten-I-See."



lol

LOL. You tool.