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How would you have approached this women

From what some the single people I know say Barnes and Noble is big pick up place.
I know some girls who go there just to get picked up. They figure the people there are somewhat intelligent. At least they can read and they aren’t piss assed drunk like most people at a club.
 
Personally I would've walked over to the magazine section where this lady was and picked up the nearest gay porn mag. I would say outloud things like "Nice cock!" and "Think that's a little more than I can take!" or maybe just "ooooooooh fuck." All the while I'd be glancing at her, shaking my head back and forth and winking occasionally while flashing a toothy smile and making sure I have at least one of my hands in my pockets at all times. If she hasn't walked up to you at this point and offered you a piece, follow her around the store until she leaves. Follow her out to her car and wait for her to get in and shut the door. Put a pair of panty hose over your head and start pounding on the trunk of her car with a closed fist while yelling "GODDAMMIT!!" repeatedly. As she leaves the parking lot, get in your car and follow her home where you two will engage in passionate fucking for the remainder of the day. Come home that night and post a thread on here thanking me.
 
supersizeme said:
Personally I would've walked over to the magazine section where this lady was and picked up the nearest gay porn mag. I would say outloud things like "Nice cock!" and "Think that's a little more than I can take!" or maybe just "ooooooooh fuck." All the while I'd be glancing at her, shaking my head back and forth and winking occasionally while flashing a toothy smile and making sure I have at least one of my hands in my pockets at all times. If she hasn't walked up to you at this point and offered you a piece, follow her around the store until she leaves. Follow her out to her car and wait for her to get in and shut the door. Put a pair of panty hose over your head and start pounding on the trunk of her car with a closed fist while yelling "GODDAMMIT!!" repeatedly. As she leaves the parking lot, get in your car and follow her home where you two will engage in passionate fucking for the remainder of the day. Come home that night and post a thread on here thanking me.

I will try this next time...
 
Cornholio said:
...because you're the only "Ten-I-See."

Oh, lol. Good one.
For a minute there I thought I was gonna have to sick PhatChik on ya for making fun of us Tennessee folk.
 
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