How to get fired, 101

[HappyScrappy]

Well, I had a meeting today to find out the new project that I'm on.
My new project is on a certain well known boner drug.

I then had some follow up e-mails with a really cute girl here at work. In it she was asking if I needed XYZ done by tomorrow or not, and I said, not to worry about it since I knew she'd be busy on this new project.
She wrote back and said, "No kidding, I think <boner drug name> will be taking over my life for the next two days."

I couldn't resist and wrote back "man, if I had a dollar for every time I've said that..."

As soon as I sent it, I thought, damn... that can't be good.

Then she wrote back with some comment that indicated that I don't think she got my reference and instead thought I was referring to being busy.

Bullet number 4568 dodged.

And I seemed to have moved to a different level of management too - not sure if that is good or bad. So far, it looks like it means less work - so it is good in my book.

 

[ctbuffguy]

quick question--

where are you from? reason is I do a lot of work with that company.

 

[HappyScrappy]

uh oh - do you work in Belmont, do art stuff, and drive a Jeep?

 

[supersizeme]

lol

i don't think i would've been able to resist saying that either. actually, strike that, i don't think i would've been able to come up with that comment in the first place. nice work. is this girl blonde? has she mentioned recently that she wants to date someone in texas?

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Next time rub your scrotum on her face.

 

[HappyScrappy]

lol

i don't think i would've been able to resist saying that either. actually, strike that, i don't think i would've been able to come up with that comment in the first place. nice work. is this girl blonde? has she mentioned recently that she wants to date someone in texas?

1) she is really hot, but probably has some sort of eating disorder

2) not blonde. brown hair.

3) she hasn't mentioned that, but she has mentioned her boyfriend before at lunch.