How to f*ck up an interview.

[Freak Show]

go into an interview for a job you don't want. give a fake resume and completely butcher the whole thing just to fuck with someone. Maybe go in wearing a bathing suit, Polo sweater, bear claw slippers and one of those Rastafarian hats with the fake dreads coming out the back and carry a nine iron.
I figure you can have alot of fun at someone's expense by saying some shit like:
"Yeah, i'm only takin this job cuz my bitch of a wife is sick of me stealin from her."
or
"you know, i hope there ain't no blacks or faggots here. i don't like those types."
or how bout:
"you guys got video cameras here?"

maybe when they ask why they should hire you, you can say:
"Cuz I'm a lean mean sex machine with a rapist's wit."
or
"cuz if i don't get some loot soon my baby's mama is gonna have me shot. Bitches always be trippin."

Something I've always wanted to do. Someone should make a sitcom out of this.

 

[Lao Tzu]

There was a comedy bit about that once.

When they don't hire you, just show up and start working anyway. And pretend like you don't recognize the person who interviewed you if he says something to you.

Also ask about thier sexual harassment laws, are the 'uptight' or 'loose'.

 

[Mighty P]

This is not as funny as yours, but I was at an interview once and the dude wouldn't really give me straight answers about the company. They were really interested in me, but wanted to wait for his boss or something. It started to piss me off, so I told him to hang on a sec. I need to go take a shit. Then I just left. Kinda lame to read about it, but it was damn funny at the time.

 

[3Vandoo]

or
"you know, i hope there ain't no blacks or faggots here. i don't like those types."

LOL I can send you somewhere where they will give you a job if you say that.

 

[vinylgroover]

I went for an interview with a devloper once and i was hesitant from the start because they were small and i didn't know what projects they had done.

Any way , the GM interviewed me and he had that small man syndrome happening from the start, 'you may have not heard of us but we're really big, lot's of cash, blah, blah, blah.

He told me about all these projects they did and i asked where they were so i could take a look at them, to which he got really pissed off and said 'do you think i'm trying to blow fire up your ass, you don't believe me do you'

I laughed at the miserable prick and walked out