How the fuck do you meet chicks?

[Milhouse]

Badazzwhitedude, you are so fuckin' right in that post. 99.99% of girls are fucking stupid, nutty, don't-know-what-they-want bitches. lol

I really think that 'she' is different, just got to make her realize it though, it's almost like, once i really became so devoted in love with her, she got bored?? I don't get it damn it. What the fuck is the matter with you bitches? Tell us!!

You made the classic mistake I made on one of my first dates single months ago, you paid attention to her.
If you want to get a chick to pay attention to you back off a bit and if they want you they will call.
Some annoying bitch I went out with months ago briefly was not interested in a relation, then she annoyed me too much and I gave her the shove off. well she still stalks me to this day. I did this back in late jan-early feb by the way. Now she calls all the time and drives me nuts. Always wants me to talk dirty to her or have her come over to shag her, which I refuse everytime.

My point though excluding my pshyco bitch problem is back off, just say ok honey see ya. If you are calling all the time saying "I want you", "I want you back" or dumb shit like "I cant live without you" well your doomed to fail.
I can bet every guy and girl here has done that at least once in their lives and can tell you they did not get the person and if they did they were treated pathetically.

 

[Cleaner]

You need to find pleasure in all people.
Life is short....you would be suprized at what your missing.
I talk to everyone why not. I smile and strike up a conversation with all walks of life. Everyone has a story and it fun to hear them.

I could pick up a dozen girls a day just by smiling and asking how they are doing.

Then again I'm not trying and I guess they can tell that.

 

[TheSalami]

Oh ps, just for fun's sake, I have been chatting on yahoo to see how many chicks I could rope in, it's pretty easy really, there are some fairly hot sluts on there, some nice chicks, and a whole shitload of fuglys, but some cute blond even emailed me a nude of herself lol.

I must need to apply my online persona to real life.

i sent you the picture of the cute blond chick.

 

[-SD-]

First let go of the past and things you cant do anything about.

 

[Frackal]

Is that you salami? You're pretty hot for a he-bitch!

 

[Milhouse]

i like the approach of sharing what works for you, really, milhouse

However, could you share what exciting results happened after you bumped into her cart or made the joke...

I mean, maybe they aren't the results the other people here attrackted to women are looking for...how can they know if you don't detail what happened next

(go on, go on, more details!!! )

btw to the rest of ya - you have to not give up hope that there are kewl wimin out there...too many of you seem to have given up already - and you are so young!!!

Perhaps you are too focused on the 'wrong end' of women, some of you...could it be??? Just possibly???

Did you see Dr Doolittle? It is supposed to be dogs that sniff someone's butt to know if they are ok or not...

ah well. y'all can't help it can ya??? Just...animals i guess...after all...evolution says it all doesn't it? (or lack of perhaps is more to the point... )

love
helen

Helen,
when I want to pick up in real life, meet someone I just dont have too many problems at all.
I can strike up a conversation with anyone anytime, it was something I was born to do and did not realize it until an ex girlfriend pointed it out to me a long time ago.

I deal with and find customers everyday and am good
at it. When I branched that skill into real life and follwed thru on the conversations I started it worked great.

Funny part is in my face to face everyday life I can talk easily to anyone but on the net via email/pm's and even on the phone I have a real hard time with it.

Most important thing as well is to not be afraid of rejection. My attitude is if one girl is not interested oe even a potential client, I say fuck it cause someone else out there is interested.

Cant find your true one without going thru the pain of being with a 1000 rejections or assholes to get to the "one"

 

[TheSalami]

yeah. some dude was on there crying "the girl that i loved more than anyone in this whole world could love dumped me. i loved her like that guy in the princess bride loved that buttercup chick. she was my buttercup!! i hate people and all bitches now!!" i sent him the picture of the cute blond naked to cheer him up.

 

[Frackal]

 

[kitKat]

Frack and others read this it has some good info. http://askmen.com/dating/doclove_60/77_relationship_expert.html

 

[3Vandoo]

Well I would like to help you, but I am in the same situation ( kinda ). Sheez Ive been dumped three times
in a year and I dont even know why!!!

As for Badazzwhitedude, well more that days goes and more I agree with you.

I've been played, cheated, lied to, unrespect and me I was the good sweet fool
sometime more that I think about that movie Valentine and more that I say to myself ( Fair enought for them )


I alway had a lil weaknesses for redhead, with freckles, and tall.
So once I've met a girl she was actually a friend of the family, she was 6'0, redhead with a billion of freckles
( DREAM FOR ME ) Fuck off she was a fucking nightmare. Her mother ( damn french woman from France )
was a total bitch controlling her daughter like she was a puppet!

Once that bitch ( the mom LOL ) arrived home and talked with my own mom
she said:
See Jeff well is
unresponsible ( DAMN IT I HAVE MEN ON MY COMMAND AND THEIR LIVES DEPEND ON ME, then I must be very unresponsible eh )

He a big baby ( MOUHAHAHAHA, I dont think she ever saw herself going oiut with her daughter, when she takes her and kiss her yelling " She my lil baby" damn it she 24 wake up")

Jeff is violent, talk about weapons ( Im in the fucking military, when I talk about my day at work, what im supposed to do huh, of course I LOVE TO TELL HER how much Serbs Ive killed with my C8 ( M4 ) on my last
tour LMAO )

Jf is not educated ( MOUHAHAHAHA completing M.A. , hmmm let me think her daughter never graduated from high school, so I have 4 more diplomas than her, well must be true im a idiot then )

Im not from her social rank ( SHE lived 15 years in social wealthfare building!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and im from a
high middle class family with a father that decided to retired at 40! so get my point)

ARRRRRRRRG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh baby I love you, I feel so happy being with ya, and the day after im JUST A FUCKING SOB


Ohhhh!!!!! what a feeling now

I should go on part two about Rachel and Deana now
Jk