How old were you when you had to start making your bed?

[walliwalibus]

I was a month old. My mean mamma told me I better get in dat room and make the bed I messed up. Well, I literally rolled, couldn't crawl yet, to the room and rolled the blankets across with both hands and feet. She laughed at me then, cause I thought I had won the battle. But then she brought in a 45 LB weight. She said and I quote, "you little bastard, I'll show ya. If this weight don't bounce 5 feet when I drop it a inch away from top, you have to re-make the bed". It was a strength test for me. Then I got it wrong about the 5th time and she said I was a wuss and I would never amount to anything. She tied me to the tree and grabbed a belt. Apparently my little pants kept falling off so she hooked me up with the belt and un-tied me and let me play in the pen.