Getting a tanning membership would definately be worth your time, but the only thing that looks worse than pale white is bright red. You have to ease into it, and start out very slow. I know a guy like you that started out going for 5 minutes, and it took him two and a half months to get up to 15 or 20. As for saying you don't have the time for tanning, I'm sure you do. Just make it a part of your workout routine and stop by a salon on your way home. Most gyms have salons located very close to them anyway. Whatever you decide, good luck, but be careful. Just remember that the white is better than the red.