How many strict pushups can you perform without pausing?

[mrplunkey]

I can do 1,000 in around 30 seconds.

My Victoria's Secret model wives would film it for me, but the wake on my $2.5B superyacht is too strong right now

 

[coldblue1955]

My mom paid for me to attend a crossfit gym last summer and in the three months I went there I never saw anyone do a decent pushup. Or pullup. Or squat. It is like they took basic exercises and tried to find the greatest way to cheat their way out of doing them. Pushups looked like break dancers doing the worm move and pull ups looked like a hanging ab exercise. If it were not for all the jogging and jump roping the people there would have never broken a sweat. Well they would have made a sweat since the place was in a warehouse that didn't have any air conditioning. You would sweat just showing up in the heat. They did their cheating exercises and jump rope and then after 25 minutes clapped and bumped fists like they had accomplished something worth while.

I never touched fists with those losers though.

 

[mrplunkey]

RedScam(TM) (a.k.a. RnchScam(TM)) in 3...2...1...

 

[iamthatiam]

I can do 1,000 in around 30 seconds.

My Victoria's Secret model wives would film it for me, but the wake on my $2.5B superyacht is too strong right now

Oh you just reminded me. I need to go fuck my Victoria's secret model. She's waiting for me...My dream is to win the lottery and have naked maid servants.

 

[iamthatiam]

my mom paid for me to attend a crossfit gym last summer and in the three months i went there i never saw anyone do a decent pushup. Or pullup. Or squat. It is like they took basic exercises and tried to find the greatest way to cheat their way out of doing them. Pushups looked like break dancers doing the worm move and pull ups looked like a hanging ab exercise. If it were not for all the jogging and jump roping the people there would have never broken a sweat. Well they would have made a sweat since the place was in a warehouse that didn't have any air conditioning. You would sweat just showing up in the heat. They did their cheating exercises and jump rope and then after 25 minutes clapped and bumped fists like they had accomplished something worth while.

I never touched fists with those losers though.

ololol

 

[bonacris]

My mom paid for me to attend a crossfit gym last summer and in the three months I went there I never saw anyone do a decent pushup. Or pullup. Or squat. It is like they took basic exercises and tried to find the greatest way to cheat their way out of doing them. Pushups looked like break dancers doing the worm move and pull ups looked like a hanging ab exercise. If it were not for all the jogging and jump roping the people there would have never broken a sweat. Well they would have made a sweat since the place was in a warehouse that didn't have any air conditioning. You would sweat just showing up in the heat. They did their cheating exercises and jump rope and then after 25 minutes clapped and bumped fists like they had accomplished something worth while.

I never touched fists with those losers though.

You reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y_KJAg8bHI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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[mrplunkey]

Oh you just reminded me. I need to go fuck my Victoria's secret model. She's waiting for me...My dream is to win the lottery and have naked maid servants.

RedScam(TM)'s ballet/yoga instructor girlfriend can film it for you.

 

[the_alcatraz]

Most I've done was 87 in one go. Never really trained for it though or tried to increase that number. Some mofos out there do pushups like they're eating candy.

 

[dusteefartz]

My mom paid for me to attend a crossfit gym last summer and in the three months I went there I never saw anyone do a decent pushup. Or pullup. Or squat. It is like they took basic exercises and tried to find the greatest way to cheat their way out of doing them. Pushups looked like break dancers doing the worm move and pull ups looked like a hanging ab exercise. If it were not for all the jogging and jump roping the people there would have never broken a sweat. Well they would have made a sweat since the place was in a warehouse that didn't have any air conditioning. You would sweat just showing up in the heat. They did their cheating exercises and jump rope and then after 25 minutes clapped and bumped fists like they had accomplished something worth while.

I never touched fists with those losers though.

Cool story....now get a job and pay your own way!

 

[PICK3]

My mom paid for me to attend a crossfit gym last summer

get her to lease a base model Camry for you!