How many of y'all are F/T wingmen when you go out?

[Razorguns]

Look I said y'all, how cute.

So how many of you in-relationships orbs, have to play the role of a wingman for your loser friends who scared shitless of a chick in a club. So you have to approach the girl yourself, strike up the conversation, bring her over to him, and let him take over.

Of course only for him to say the stupidest shit, and her leaving in 2 minutes.

I have to do it for so many friends when I go out, and it gets so tiring. Why are guys soooo scared shitless and act like a retards when it comes to talking to chicks? And most of them arent' bad-looking, some better looking then me (stop the presses)

One guy even used a knock-knock joke. WTF?!!

r

 

[rnch]

Look I said y'all, how cute.

So how many of you in-relationships orbs, have to play the role of a wingman for your loser friends who scared shitless of a chick in a club. So you have to approach the girl yourself, strike up the conversation, bring her over to him, and let him take over.

Of course only for him to say the stupidest shit, and her leaving in 2 minutes.

I have to do it for so many friends when I go out, and it gets so tiring. Why are guys soooo scared shitless and act like a retards when it comes to talking to chicks? And most of them arent' bad-looking, some better looking then me (stop the presses)

One guy even used a knock-knock joke. WTF?!!

r

my dorm-mate in college used to be my wingman (and me his). greg had a deep, macho radio announcer type of voice when he wanted to..unusual for a (at the time) 21 year old baby faced guy....around midnite we would walk up to cute girls, he would pull out a handfull of m&m's and rumble "cannnnnnnndy, litle girl?" and i'd pretend to grab 'em out of his hand.

you'd be amazed how often we would get them to laugh...getting that far was half the batle to getting "in."

 

[NEO1]

Yup, used to wingman it often. Even took 1 for the team. Some of my not so proud single moments.

 

[PICK3]

we would walk up to cute girls

ha ha ha ha ha!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!

yeah, rite

 

[lartinos]

my wingmen really help me out....

 

[mwm5]

played wingman, but never took one for the team as a wingman. a couple of my buddies think chicks are just gonna knock on their door some day.

 

[Razorguns]

played wingman, but never took one for the team as a wingman. a couple of my buddies think chicks are just gonna knock on their door some day.

Never fails to amaze me, how guys who act so cool and tough (esp online) -- they become little scared little babbling shits when they see a hot chick. Then they hold the drink, stand against the wall, and stare at her all night. That's scary.

Then at the end of the night 'man these chicks are stuck up, this is a shitty club, i didn't like the music, most chicks were fat' blah blah crap they try to excuse for their pussy behavior.

I rip on Lestat all day, cuz he's a crappy liberal hippie photographer - but he at least knows how to have a good time with women.

r