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how long do you expect to live?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Spartacus
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at what age do expect to expire?

  • under 45 I'm gonna die young

    Votes: 2 4.3%

  • 45-60 that shit I did in college catches up with me

    Votes: 6 13.0%

  • 60-70 about average fat american

    Votes: 6 13.0%

  • 70-75 I've lived good

    Votes: 2 4.3%

  • 75-80 Lived good and exercised

    Votes: 8 17.4%

  • 80-100 the good genes and good life

    Votes: 11 23.9%

  • 100+ I ain't dying

    Votes: 11 23.9%
  • Total voters
    46
  • Poll closed .
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Spartacus

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about how many years you think you got?
factoring your genetics and lifestyle etc.
 
my wife's friend died on Sunday of a heart attack and she was only 37 so I'm not sure. I use to figure 85-90.

My grand dad made it to 82 and my dad is now 84.
 
I just realized it was you Spartacus (Funeral Director)::: Are you trying to figure out next years revenue with such a thread.lol
 
"good life" here means a generally healthy lifestyle,moderation etc.
 
Arabian said:
I just realized it was you Spartacus (Funeral Director)::: Are you trying to figure out next years revenue with such a thread.lol
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we really don't even think about it
a few days ago a pretty rough tornado ripped through town
noone got KIA
could of been a quick 25,000
 
i am amazed that i have made it this long. at the age of 17, i was court ordered to the state mental institution. my attending physician was the world famous psychiatrist ,humphry osmond. dr osmond informed me that if he were to take out a life insurance policy on any one in bryce hospital that it would be on me! he pronounced me an incurable sociopath\ narcissist\ drug addict and that my only hope would be in a program like alcoholics anonymous. that was 26 yrs ago. i should hope for 26 more as i am an atheist and i have no where to go.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
The women are hard on my body.
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If you got with some skinnier ones maybe they wouldn't be so heavy on ya when they rode you.
 
RachelEFC said:
If you got with some skinnier ones maybe they wouldn't be so heavy on ya when they rode you.
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Monkeypud owned by Rachel......................lolol
 
RachelEFC said:
If you got with some skinnier ones maybe they wouldn't be so heavy on ya when they rode you.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. puddles and those two ton honeybuns!!!
 
As long as I can afford the technology.
 
layinback said:
i am amazed that i have made it this long. at the age of 17, i was court ordered to the state mental institution. my attending physician was the world famous psychiatrist ,humphry osmond. dr osmond informed me that if he were to take out a life insurance policy on any one in bryce hospital that it would be on me! he pronounced me an incurable sociopath\ narcissist\ drug addict and that my only hope would be in a program like alcoholics anonymous. that was 26 yrs ago. i should hope for 26 more as i am an atheist and i have no where to go.
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be my wingman
 
Going by family history I'll make 90+

Factoring in my lifestyle I'm actually surprised I've lived this long.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Spartacus said:
about how many years you think you got?
factoring your genetics and lifestyle etc.
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My grandfathers and father lived well into their eighties with those crappy farmer's diets and diabetes. We're hard to kill, I have no idea how old I will be when I die but I hope it's right after I stop living. :)
 
I remember watching my great grandfather in his 90s try to eat pees with a fork
none of the pees made it

I was thinking as a kid you're giving him the wrong tools
or mix up the pees with the mashed potatoes
 
I buried a almost 400lb 82 year old woman

think about that
her legs were about 100lbs/per leg
and she lived to 82

usually people that size go out at 47-62
 
ill be happy if I make it to 80

so much of it is genetics though :(

I was blessed with a big cock, if things balance out I'll check out at 63.
 
Spartacus said:
I buried a almost 400lb 82 year old woman

think about that
her legs were about 100lbs/per leg
and she lived to 82

usually people that size go out at 47-62
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My father should have probably died in his 60's like most diabetics....he never really monitored his blood sugar. Maybe we are ubermensch...:lmao:
 
My dad made it to 84, but my mom only made it to 70. Split the difference that makes 77.
 
I'll guess 90 since I'm in perfect health for an "old" broad. Who knows? I may be the one who always took care of herself then come down with some form of rare cancer too.
 
By the time I am old enough to die of natural causes there will be a miracle pill to extend our lives. Maybe some kind of stem cell shit. Oh wait, there wont be any developments in the ol stem cell department because the stupid Christian deem it immoral. Queefs
 
jocephus said:
By the time I am old enough to die of natural causes there will be a miracle pill to extend our lives. Maybe some kind of stem cell shit. Oh wait, there wont be any developments in the ol stem cell department because the stupid Christian deem it immoral. Queefs
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they've figured that out
I can't recall the specifics but they managed to get the bio-tissue they need now w/o destroying embryos
or whatever
 
My father was the oldest lived of his siblings, he made it to 62. His own father died in his mid 40s.

My mother's family has generally made it to their mid 80s, but there's the odd one that pops off young. My mother was one of them, and passed, in great health and totally unexpectedly, of a ruptured cerebral aneurysm at 67.

I have a term life insurance policy that expires at age 70. Every day after 70 will be a fucking amazement to me. I don't count on seeing them but I'm willing to be surprised.
 
I could give a shit really. I don't wanna get old and shit my pants and need viagra.

As long as I can be active and am happy I'll keep going. When those days end, it's shotgun under the chin time.
 
I think I'll either die from a cardiovascular event or stroke.... I predicted 80-100 but one never knows... My heart appears to be in good shape for the time being... But that can change almost overnight as I've found out. My sister tested perfect and then 1 year later nearly died (had to have a triple bypass and had no risk factors) that apparently developed in that year... Very strange how the body works.
 
jack sparrow said:
I'm gonna live forever.

Light up the sky like a flame.

Baby remember my name.
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That song inspires me! If I wasn't a walking injury, I'd dance to that song right now.
 
biteme said:
That song inspires me! If I wasn't a walking injury, I'd dance to that song right now.
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I just danced all around my hotel room bro.

I rigged up a bucket of water over the coffee table in case I feel the urge to take it to the next level.
 
At the age of 50 or early to mid-50's. I want to go out on top. Or put another way, a day or two right before one or both of my wheels give out. Once I lose the ability to mobilize on my own free will, once that's taken away, I become annoyed.
 
Area5150 said:
At the age of 50 or early to mid-50's. I want to go out on top. Or put another way, a day or two right before one or both of my wheels give out. Once I lose the ability to mobilize on my own free will, once that's taken away, I become annoyed.
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You're expecting your legs to go that soon? I'm "over fifty" and don't anticipate the immediate demise of any of my major systems.
 
both of my parents are 80 and my father ran a hard life - alcoholic, heavy smoker until in his 50's. Worked in the oilfield all his life and he is still around.

I grew up in the country with all kinds of farm animals + 11 brothers and sisters in addition I have lived in Africa and Asia. I am thinking I have superman immunities by now.

Answer - I will probably live longer than I want to (or longer than my joints want to).
 
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