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needtogetaas

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I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
 
aww that was sweet ... i think .... just let her sober up and sit down and have a heart to heart talk with her tomorrow and work things out. there is no need to fight over the internet
 
EnderJE said:
1) Okay, this is enough from the two of you. Get help.
2) Get a spell checker.
3) Send it to CC too.
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Oh god, yes please.

Airing this crap on a message board is immature and completely ridiculous.
 
omg that was so sweet
i hope it works too:)
 
needtogetas said:
I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
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If you don't start listening to her you're gonna be posting a "How I lost my wife" thread!
Seriously!
 
needtogetas said:
I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
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WOW! im gonna replace my old sig with this one. lol.
 
StickFigure said:
If you don't start listening to her you're gonna be posting a "How I lost my wife" thread!
Seriously!
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amen
listen to her and know that some of the things you do hurts her

and im sure there are things she does that hurts you also
hash it out dang
you have small kids
 
SoKlueles said:
amen
listen to her and know that some of the things you do hurts her

and im sure there are things she does that hurts you also
hash it out dang
you have small kids
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Klu....did we just agree on something??
for real???
of the same opinion???

:heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :rose:
 
SoKlueles said:
amen
listen to her and know that some of the things you do hurts her

and im sure there are things she does that hurts you also
hash it out dang
you have small kids
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I love my kids with all my hurt.
 
needtogetas said:
I love my kids with all my hurt.
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bro, uh, they're not your kids, they are your 'cossen's '...she never told you.
 
StickFigure said:
YOu should try loving your wife as much. She'll be around long after the kids have moved out!
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From the looks of it they're (wife and kids) about to move out at the same time.
 
needtogetas said:
I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
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am i the only one that fuckin lost it at "moivy therter" :lmao:

this might be the best thread ever.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
lol dunk, that is the truth. I wonder if there are more words spelled correctly or incorrectly!
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I don't do this often, but in defense of neettogetas, he has a legit reason for his spelling being all f'ed up. Don't bust on him too hard.
 
ok ya'll here i am 10 drinks later stick able to type and know what i am saying..............ok so he cannot spell all he says is true...i met him at a MOVIE damn u's.......dink(dink) dont go there.............hammy yes it is deep every now and again he hits these phases where he loves me oh so much.....others who say to straighten up and be good to me thank you your imput is apprecited...for those of you who cannot relate to these threads and say stupid remarks f'u he is being nice and sincere and he is openly telling ya'll his buisness........guess you wouldnt know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
angel_girl said:
ok ya'll here i am 10 drinks later stick able to type and know what i am saying..............ok so he cannot spell all he says is true...i met him at a MOVIE damn u's.......dink(dink) dont go there.............hammy yes it is deep every now and again he hits these phases where he loves me oh so much.....others who say to straighten up and be good to me thank you your imput is apprecited...for those of you who cannot relate to these threads and say stupid remarks f'u he is being nice and sincere and he is openly telling ya'll his buisness........guess you wouldnt know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So, I take it your finished sucking his hog?

Don't blame me...he said it in a previous thread...
 
angel_girl said:
ok ya'll here i am 10 drinks later stick able to type and know what i am saying..............ok so he cannot spell all he says is true...i met him at a MOVIE damn u's.......dink(dink) dont go there.............hammy yes it is deep every now and again he hits these phases where he loves me oh so much.....others who say to straighten up and be good to me thank you your imput is apprecited...for those of you who cannot relate to these threads and say stupid remarks f'u he is being nice and sincere and he is openly telling ya'll his buisness........guess you wouldnt know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey keep it coming i love it. ive said some really stupid shit here before.
 
angel_girl said:
ok ya'll here i am 10 drinks later stick able to type and know what i am saying..............ok so he cannot spell all he says is true...i met him at a MOVIE damn u's.......dink(dink) dont go there.............hammy yes it is deep every now and again he hits these phases where he loves me oh so much.....others who say to straighten up and be good to me thank you your imput is apprecited...for those of you who cannot relate to these threads and say stupid remarks f'u he is being nice and sincere and he is openly telling ya'll his buisness........guess you wouldnt know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How the hell did you get 10 drinks down???
He just finished telling us you were gagrling his johnson like a street whore!
No offense.
 
angel_girl said:
ok ya'll here i am 10 drinks later stick able to type and know what i am saying..............ok so he cannot spell all he says is true...i met him at a MOVIE damn u's.......dink(dink) dont go there.............hammy yes it is deep every now and again he hits these phases where he loves me oh so much.....others who say to straighten up and be good to me thank you your imput is apprecited...for those of you who cannot relate to these threads and say stupid remarks f'u he is being nice and sincere and he is openly telling ya'll his buisness........guess you wouldnt know how it feels!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its Thursday.

its 11:25.

your fighting with your SO.

Your drunk off your ass.

Ask yourself. wtf am i doin with my life?

(ill give you a hint*** it rhymes with "making an ass out of yourself")
 
dunk said:
its Thursday.

its 11:25.

your fighting with your SO.

Your drunk off your ass.

Ask yourself. wtf am i doin with my life?

(ill give you a hint*** it rhymes with "making an ass out of yourself")
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Pwn3d...
 
dunk said:
its Thursday.

its 11:25.

your fighting with your SO.

Your drunk off your ass.

Ask yourself. wtf am i doin with my life?

(ill give you a hint*** it rhymes with "making an ass out of yourself")
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K for that
 
dunk said:
its Thursday.

its 11:25.

your fighting with your SO.

Your drunk off your ass.

Ask yourself. wtf am i doin with my life?

(ill give you a hint*** it rhymes with "making an ass out of yourself")
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lol..maybe this is need's time to get some anal...
 
StickFigure said:
How the hell did you get 10 drinks down???
He just finished telling us you were gagrling his johnson like a street whore!
No offense.
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I have a feeling neetto is gettin' some right about now, and I don't mean sex!
 
deltreefitness said:
I am genuinely curious how anyone that writes like that could ever graduate from Jr. High?
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As I stated in his defense on page 2, he really does have a legit reason for his spelling. It happened well after highschool.
 
StickFigure said:
As I stated in his defense on page 2, he really does have a legit reason for his spelling. It happened well after highschool.
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laugh it up gays.a man who foght fore you cant spell now more cuze he got hit with a bomb in Iraqe.makes you feel good dont it.I still would do it all over agian though.
 
StickFigure said:
As I stated in his defense on page 2, he really does have a legit reason for his spelling. It happened well after highschool.
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you hit him with a brick?
 
angel_girl said:
laugh it up gays.a man who foght fore you cant spell now more cuze he got hit with a bomb in Iraqe.makes you feel good dont it.I still would do it all over agian though.
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sorry forgot to log out and in .
 
Okay, you got hit with a bomb in Iraq. Good for you. Did it only affect your spelling? Or are there some motor skills that were affected as well?
 
angel_girl said:
laugh it up gays.a man who foght fore you cant spell now more cuze he got hit with a bomb in Iraqe.makes you feel good dont it.I still would do it all over agian though.
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and what's your excuse?
 
needtogetas said:
I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
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very romantic.

go get her tiger!
 
wtf fuck yall


i thought he was born with like dyslexia?

needto, whats the deal behind the spelling problems, its funny but fuck, i understand u cant help it

im with stickfigure, its funny as fuck, and ima keep laughing at it, but personaly insulting him over it? come the fuck on....anyone who is gunna attack a person because of something he obviously cant help seems 25x more retarded than someone who cant spell well


-this is primarily for dunk and daisy
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
Wow, she went through your whole circle of friends before she got to you!?!
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Oh SHIT! ROFL

You have given out too much Karma in the last 24 hours, try again later. I'll hit you up when I can.
 
dunk said:
its Thursday.

its 11:25.

your fighting with your SO.

Your drunk off your ass.

Ask yourself. wtf am i doin with my life?

(ill give you a hint*** it rhymes with "making an ass out of yourself")
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LOL!
every time I try to hit you it says I need to spread it around.
 
i say elite should replace the music forum with "melodramatic shit that belongs in the bedroom and not on the internet because this is a desperate plea for attention , but we're not buying it, so why dont you just yank on your own cunt till it falls off " forum. that would make CC soo much better.
 
SublimeZM said:
wtf fuck yall


i thought he was born with like dyslexia?

needto, whats the deal behind the spelling problems, its funny but fuck, i understand u cant help it

im with stickfigure, its funny as fuck, and ima keep laughing at it, but personaly insulting him over it? come the fuck on....anyone who is gunna attack a person because of something he obviously cant help seems 25x more retarded than someone who cant spell well


-this is primarily for dunk and daisy
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theres a song. i forget the name. by justin timberlake.

i think its

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SublimeZM said:
wtf fuck yall


i thought he was born with like dyslexia?

needto, whats the deal behind the spelling problems, its funny but fuck, i understand u cant help it

im with stickfigure, its funny as fuck, and ima keep laughing at it, but personaly insulting him over it? come the fuck on....anyone who is gunna attack a person because of something he obviously cant help seems 25x more retarded than someone who cant spell well


-this is primarily for dunk and daisy
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Kiss my ass. I made ONE comment, others made many many more.

1) I didn't know he had a "problem" - I try not to read his posts normally because they are impossible to understand, plus he strikes me as very immature.

2) I could care LESS what his issue is. Getting loaded and posting personal problems on an internet chat board is BEYOND retarded, no matter WHAT. My ONLY issue is his (and his wife's) serious lack of respect for each other by airing dirty laundry on a chat baord when loaded. Although it makes for extreme fun in laughing at them.

Hey, don't like being made fun of, don't post.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
Kiss my ass. I made ONE comment, others made many many more.

1) I didn't know he had a "problem" - I try not to read his posts normally because they are impossible to understand, plus he strikes me as very immature.

2) I could care LESS what his issue is. Getting loaded and posting personal problems on an internet chat board is BEYOND retarded, no matter WHAT. My ONLY issue is his (and his wife's) serious lack of respect for each other by airing dirty laundry on a chat baord when loaded. Although it makes for extreme fun in laughing at them.

Hey, don't like being made fun of, don't post.
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daisy it is the internet dont take things so seriously.......airing dirty laundry while loaded???? i wasnt that loaded... how do you know whats real about my relationship and whats not????
 
angel_girl said:
daisy it is the internet dont take things so seriously.......airing dirty laundry while loaded???? i wasnt that loaded... how do you know whats real about my relationship and whats not????
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YOU are giving ME advice on what to do? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off!

If after 10 drinks you weren't completely loaded, you have more drinking issues than your husband.

I hope for the sake of your children you two figure some shit out. I could care less about you two, but your kids don't deserve this shit.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
YOU are giving ME advice on what to do? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off!

If after 10 drinks you weren't completely laoded, you have more drinking issues than your husband.

I hope for the sake of your children you two figure some shit out. I could care less about you two, but your kids don't deserve this shit.
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i'm just saying what has been said to me...not to take internet chats too seriously...
daisy me and my husband are fine.thank you for the concern of my kids it is seriously apreciated(not being sarcastic).
the 10 drinks that i had add up to not as many as it seems...they werent in a cup they were tiny bottles prob 4 oz a bottle...so like i said i was not too trashed.i know what i was saying on my posts.
 
EnderJE said:
Okay, you got hit with a bomb in Iraq. Good for you. Did it only affect your spelling? Or are there some motor skills that were affected as well?
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some times I get muscle twiching and numbness in my hands and feet.
 
btw.my wife and I are fine.I was just fucking around with her last nihgt.got you guys going though.some people shouldent take things so seriously.my kids were with there grandparents all last night.like they are evry thursday night.
 
needtogetas said:
btw.my wife and I are fine.I was just fucking around with her last nihgt.got you guys going though.some people shouldent take things so seriously.my kids were with there grandparents all last night.like they are evry thursday night.
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I still think you should leave her for KB. No matter what anyone says.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
Kiss my ass. I made ONE comment, others made many many more.

1) I didn't know he had a "problem" - I try not to read his posts normally because they are impossible to understand, plus he strikes me as very immature.

2) I could care LESS what his issue is. Getting loaded and posting personal problems on an internet chat board is BEYOND retarded, no matter WHAT. My ONLY issue is his (and his wife's) serious lack of respect for each other by airing dirty laundry on a chat baord when loaded. Although it makes for extreme fun in laughing at them.

Hey, don't like being made fun of, don't post.
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yea and why do you have such an issue with it? sounds like your taking it way to serious.

you dont know them.
 
Daisy_Girl said:
YOU are giving ME advice on what to do? Excuse me while I laugh my ass off!

If after 10 drinks you weren't completely loaded, you have more drinking issues than your husband.

I hope for the sake of your children you two figure some shit out. I could care less about you two, but your kids don't deserve this shit.
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get off the high horse sister, what a joke.
 
needtogetas said:
I went to a moivy therter with my cossen.we were going to see a good manly moivy when I said to my cossen letst go see this moivy there should be girls there.so we went to see it.about 1/2 houre into the moive three girls started throwing ju ju beens at us .my cosen was shy so I got up and went over to them.I liked this girl with big tits so I said high to her first.my cossen came over and said high to my wife.every thing ent good.we got to know echother.my wife went out with my cossen and I went out with her friend.after a wile we all just stoped talking.then a year latter My wife was going out with annother one of cossence.we talked her and there fore a wile then she broke up with him.after a yeare she paged me out of no were.I had just got my licence so I siad let me come pick you up .we started hanging out and bin with echother sence then...............I love my wife with all my hurt.I am A man so I make mistacks but I would be lost without her.she is evry thing to me.I wish I could be evrything she wonts me to be but I cant.I try as hard as I can.I hope she sees that.If note then there is nothing I can do. :worried:
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sounds like your wife got around..i am happy she is not my wife
 
hrmmm im going to red everyone that posted in this thread b/c i just read all fucking 5 pages of it to come to the conclusion that I am not gay but this post is in fact the most homosexual thing ive ever read! and ive read an autobiography on elton john!
 
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