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HOW does he do THAT!!???

medicj

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I was sitting here on my computer being social with th EF crew and suddenly ... from out of the kitchen walks the love of my life .... EATING those spicy fried pig skin things(that come in a bag, from the potato chip aisle) and he was eating them with MAYO. He would take one, dip it in a little MAYO and then put it in his mouth!! He was talking on his cell phone at the time. I asked him what the hell he was eating and where he's hiding that crap in my kitchen. He just smiled, lifted a chip, said something about semper fi, laughed and started talking on the phone again!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!??? He usually eats SUPER clean but some days .... he amazes me. HOW does he manage to keep super low body fat and always look so YUMMY when he eats that junk???? What the hell???????? And where is he hiding that shit in my kitchen???
 
I know where........ :Chef: :tuc:
 
chefbone said:
I know where........ :Chef: :tuc:
Tell me damn it!!!!!! He's a lot taller than I am. He probably just keeps it all up high. It's not good for him. He's gonna be a tall, fat old man some day if he doesn't stop.
 
medicj said:
I was sitting here on my computer being social with th EF crew and suddenly ... from out of the kitchen walks the love of my life .... EATING those spicy fried pig skin things(that come in a bag, from the potato chip aisle) and he was eating them with MAYO. He would take one, dip it in a little MAYO and then put it in his mouth!! He was talking on his cell phone at the time. I asked him what the hell he was eating and where he's hiding that crap in my kitchen. He just smiled, lifted a chip, said something about semper fi, laughed and started talking on the phone again!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!??? He usually eats SUPER clean but some days .... he amazes me. HOW does he manage to keep super low body fat and always look so YUMMY when he eats that junk???? What the hell???????? And where is he hiding that shit in my kitchen???
you really shouldnt let your dog eat people food. vets say it cuts their lifetime in half
 
he hides it in your punge. if you waxed a little more you would find them.

any way they are called "Crackling" and they are the food of the gods
 
SublimeZM said:
you really shouldnt let your dog eat people food. vets say it cuts their lifetime in half
Yeah. I have a dog that is taller than I am AND he talks on the phone. My entire household is just the SHIZZZZNITTTT, I guess.
 
Fried Pork Rinds and Mayo.. Sounds tasty. Especialy the hot ones

My wife would projectile vomit at seeing that.
 
2 grams of test a week and tons of clen every hour on the hour. THat is how he stays lean.

Pigskins are icky.



BTW, don't do or try that, it was a joke.

Whiskey
 
medicj said:
I was sitting here on my computer being social with th EF crew and suddenly ... from out of the kitchen walks the love of my life .... EATING those spicy fried pig skin things(that come in a bag, from the potato chip aisle) and he was eating them with MAYO. He would take one, dip it in a little MAYO and then put it in his mouth!! He was talking on his cell phone at the time. I asked him what the hell he was eating and where he's hiding that crap in my kitchen. He just smiled, lifted a chip, said something about semper fi, laughed and started talking on the phone again!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!??? He usually eats SUPER clean but some days .... he amazes me. HOW does he manage to keep super low body fat and always look so YUMMY when he eats that junk???? What the hell???????? And where is he hiding that shit in my kitchen???


I thought you said your "boy" was in the military and "not around" in another post..
 
monsterMMF said:
I thought you said your "boy" was in the military and "not around" in another post..
He leaves on the 22nd. That's what my posts say. He's been away a lot for pre deployment training but since he is leaving in less than a week ... he's relaxing.
 
i thought he was on deployment or somethig, is he back now?
 
Lestat said:
i thought he was on deployment or somethig, is he back now?
No. he leaves to fallujah on the 22nd(for 8 months) and he's been away a ton, usually for 10 days at a time for pre deployment training. but he doesn't leave the country for 4 more days.
 
medicj said:
No. he leaves to fallujah on the 22nd(for 8 months) and he's been away a ton, usually for 10 days at a time for pre deployment training. but he doesn't leave the country for 4 more days.
There will be a ton about it on the usmc site, soon. They usually don't say much until after they are gone. Then there is almost daily updates and sometimes pics. It's kinda cool.
 
medicj said:
No. he leaves to fallujah on the 22nd(for 8 months) and he's been away a ton, usually for 10 days at a time for pre deployment training. but he doesn't leave the country for 4 more days.
aww.. well enjoy the time while you can :(
 
Lestat said:
aww.. well enjoy the time while you can :(
Thanx. He's actually more relaxed than he has been in a while. I don't know if u remember or not but when he first started stressing about leaving, whenever he was away from home for training or whatever, he started doing that no-call isolation stuff. It's better, now.
 
medicj said:
But good memory..... did he hire u to spy or something? :)

Ha no.. I was just like wait a minute.. I remember her saying that he was gone or something.. No big deal, just confused me
 
medicj said:
Maybe .... if I write something really good, I don't mind showing off. We will just have to see how it goes. :)
awesome! I've posted some decent stories on here in the past.
 
monsterMMF said:
Ha no.. I was just like wait a minute.. I remember her saying that he was gone or something.. No big deal, just confused me
No problem. I understand. It's probably hard to keep up with us all .... there are 1000's of people posting on here. KRAZY. :)
 
yeah I thought he was gone too.... had no idea he was around.
 
Lestat said:
yeah I thought he was gone too.... had no idea he was around.
Sometimes he was gone. He had to go to Cali, Virginia, and out into the boonies of NC for training for days and weeks at a time.But this time, he will be gone for 8 months...
 
medicj said:
Sometimes he was gone. He had to go to Cali, Virginia, and out into the boonies of NC for training for days and weeks at a time.But this time, he will be gone for 8 months...
get a good vibrator
 
medicj said:
It does get lonely but nothing with batteries could even come close to compare.I need body heat.

You and Rottenwillow should write to each other in your stories... he he he
 
medicj said:
He just smiled, lifted a chip, said something about semper fi, laughed and started talking on the phone again!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!???


Now that is some funny shit!
 
medicj said:
I was sitting here on my computer being social with th EF crew and suddenly ... from out of the kitchen walks the love of my life .... EATING those spicy fried pig skin things(that come in a bag, from the potato chip aisle) and he was eating them with MAYO. He would take one, dip it in a little MAYO and then put it in his mouth!! He was talking on his cell phone at the time. I asked him what the hell he was eating and where he's hiding that crap in my kitchen. He just smiled, lifted a chip, said something about semper fi, laughed and started talking on the phone again!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!??? He usually eats SUPER clean but some days .... he amazes me. HOW does he manage to keep super low body fat and always look so YUMMY when he eats that junk???? What the hell???????? And where is he hiding that shit in my kitchen???


probably hides it next to his porn stash
 
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