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so?
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YAs mine
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yas-MEAN-a. With emphasis on the middle syllable.
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yas 'mE-na
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what is this passage?Yasmina said:
GoldenDelicious
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jazza 
mountain muscle
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However she wants me to. but it is dependant on where she lives and her heritage.
Sexy name no matter what.
Sexy name no matter what.
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lol a tough shiela like you shouldnt need any help from meYasmina said:
You and that Aussie slang are destroying my good Australian reputation!
Mr. *** already tried to do that and you never came to my rescue.
I, the little Aussie battler sufferd greatly....sniff sniff
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I told you it didn't rhyme with vagina.
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Allon said:
Jasmina, a fragrant flower. Persian form of jasmine.
Muslim it means a beautiful flower that shines.
In numerology: People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.
Numerology is obviously crap
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Heres another poem
Yasmina's vagina was rhymin
with anything that was arrivin
Its been long since the days of the hymen
The delivery man came
she sighed for the package
He said toodle-loo thanks for the crackage.
Sorry J, it just came into my head and I couldnt get out without writing it
Yasmina's vagina was rhymin
with anything that was arrivin
Its been long since the days of the hymen
The delivery man came
she sighed for the package
He said toodle-loo thanks for the crackage.
Sorry J, it just came into my head and I couldnt get out without writing it
patsfan1379
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D-i-r-k
Dirk Howat
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I know Allon wants to be my girlfriend,
but Yasmina is my wife.
Sorry.
Do not fuck with her.
but Yasmina is my wife.
Sorry.
Do not fuck with her.
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BrothaBill said:Heres another poem
Yasmina's vagina was rhymin
with anything that was arrivin
Its been long since the days of the hymen
The delivery man came
she sighed for the package
He said toodle-loo thanks for the crackage.
Sorry J, it just came into my head and I couldnt get out without writing it
HAHA, I love this poem, its soo cute and funny!
With anything that was arriving? Ahem... I am not like!
The hymen grows back after a few months/years so on V-day I will officially declare myself a Yasgin.
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WHAT!?!Yasmina said:
Never heard that before....
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Yasmina said:HAHA, I love this poem, its soo cute and funny!
With anything that was arriving? Ahem... I am not like!
The hymen grows back after a few months/years so on V-day I will officially declare myself a Yasgin.
Arriving was my only choice, coming didnt fit
I had hymen on the brain b/c I saw an advice column about a kid who couldnt have sex with his GF because her hymen was so beefy *I forget how he described it" but you get the idea. He was torn for his love for her or should break he up with her so he could actually have sex. She'd have to have surgery to make sex possible, problem was they were both in High school and her parents wouldnt allow the surgery even though she wanted it and wanted to have sex. There was some interesting advice there.
That sorta fits what feminists propose as an alternative to valentines. Vday they say stands for vulva day a day of celebrating the vagina and reclaiming back words for females. Kinda insane.
Dirk Howat
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What you are saying is that she will never have sex again or have the ability to masturbate.
Dirk Howat
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Yasmina said:Allon,
Stop advancing my mysterious spouse.
And no more nookie nookie 4 u.
Lets K his ass to hell Yasmina.
BrothaBill said:Arriving was my only choice, coming didnt fit
I had hymen on the brain b/c I saw an advice column about a kid who couldnt have sex with his GF because her hymen was so beefy *I forget how he described it" but you get the idea. He was torn for his love for her or should break he up with her so he could actually have sex. She'd have to have surgery to make sex possible, problem was they were both in High school and her parents wouldnt allow the surgery even though she wanted it and wanted to have sex. There was some interesting advice there.
That sorta fits what feminists propose as an alternative to valentines. Vday they say stands for vulva day a day of celebrating the vagina and reclaiming back words for females. Kinda insane.
He has a small pecker and is unable to make a break in. Maybe another device could help her problem. I wonder what the medics advice was.
I thought Valentine's day was for men and women, for both to reclaim words from eachother.
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No the word reclamation was much weirder than that, they were organizing vagina friendly bakesales at high schools and stuff, they didnt want there to be a valentines day as it symbolized domination of women and that the valentines heart resembled the vulveYasmina said:
rather the actual heart. It was insane I tell ya.Here's the column, I think its just to big to be broken without surgery.
Dear Debby,
My girlfriend and I have been going out for about ten months now, and we have been best friend for about four years. We love each other very much, unfortunately though we are not able to have sex because she has an unusually thick hymen that can only be broken by a surgical procedure. Normally a girl would have this procedure as soon as possible but the problem is that we are both in high school and her parents don't see the need for her to have the operation. I DO. So does she. I don't know what to do. I want to stay with her but I also want to have sex really bad. Am I an asshole for considering ending the relationship for other girls? This probably seems like a weird question to you. I feel weird for asking you.
Some Guy,
Some Place
Dear Some Guy,
Yes, I think you are an asshole for considering ending a relationship with a girl you love very much. Just because a girl has a enormous hymen and can't have sex is no reason to dump her. You need to be patient and wait until she's ready to have the procedure. I can't tell you how many times I've been asked to surgically alter a part of my body or my face and I would NEVER do it. Even when my mom makes comments about the back of my thighs or my meaty nose, I ignore it. If men won't like me as much, then I'll find a nice guy who will. Like my current boyfriend Enrique who happens to be the one not quite ready for sex but he says he will be soon (it will be magical). And you don't see me breaking up with him do you??
Sex is something super special that should be saved for a time when it's right for both of you. I certainly hope you're not considering just jabbing it in real fast when she's not expecting it -- that trick never works no matter how much they tell you it's just like getting a shot at the doctor's office when he distracts you so you won't see him jam the needle in your arm. Plus, it sounds like her hymen is gigantic and might not work. I can't tell you how many times some guy has tried to do the "blind jab" in the dark which ends up being painful and embarrassing for the both of us because trust me, they always miss--especially when you're wearing underwear, which they never seem to even notice.
My advice: Get penis reduction surgery and practice your aim.
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Yasmina said:HAHA...and then an enlargement when the hymen has been broken.
Imagine breaking up with a girl because a thick hymen??!!Strange reason.
HAHAHA! You should know by now that 95% of what I post is complete BS!!
Dirk Howat
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Why could she just not use a dildo to break it.
Hymens are broke sometimes even without sex, sporting activities, etc......
Hymens are broke sometimes even without sex, sporting activities, etc......
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this thread took a nasty turn.....
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Who called?
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Dirk the Daring killed someone with a dirk.Dirk Howat said:
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geigh
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Story time BrothaBill!
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geigh
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BrothaBill said:Jasmina, a fragrant flower. Persian form of jasmine.
Muslim it means a beautiful flower that shines.
In numerology: People with this name tend to initiate events, to be leaders rather than followers, with powerful personalities. They tend to be focused on specific goals, experience a wealth of creative new ideas, and have the ability to implement these ideas with efficiency and determination. They tend to be courageous and sometimes aggressive. As unique, creative individuals, they tend to resent authority, and are sometimes stubborn, proud, and impatient.
Numerology is obviously crap
Are you saying I may not have some of those characteristics ?
I like the name Yasmina but I am not Muslim and I originate from Europe.
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same hereYasmina said:
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Yasmina said:Are you saying I may not have some of those characteristics ?
I like the name Yasmina but I am not Muslim and I originate from Europe.
Its an Indian name mostly. I was wondering why youd choose that as a handle, I didnt see that many interesting things about yasmina. Is there a story why you have that as your handle?
No, actually you seem to have most I think, notice patience is missing just says stubborn, proud and impatient hmmm. Im curious as to what your real name is. Prolly something that ends with an (ie) like Carrie or Suzie or Jenny haha
Damn Im a loopy right now, need sleepy soon.
BrothaBill said:Its an Indian name mostly. I was wondering why youd choose that as a handle, I didnt see that many interesting things about yasmina. Is there a story why you have that as your handle?
No, actually you seem to have most I think, notice patience is missing just says stubborn, proud and impatient hmmm. Im curious as to what your real name is. Prolly something that ends with an (ie) like Carrie or Suzie or Jenny haha
Damn Im a loopy right now, need sleepy soon.
I have no idea why I chose it but I have thought about changing it many times. The mods can do it, its just that I have not come up with a really good replacement yet.
Patience with others is something I struggle with
but the older I get the better it gets. Proud??? haha the entire numerology prediction was a stab in the drak ...My real name is really spiritual for some!
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yasmina4u2nv
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Yasmina said:I have no idea why I chose it but I have thought about changing it many times. The mods can do it, its just that I have not come up with a really good replacement yet.
Patience with others is something I struggle with
My real name is really spiritual for some!
Yeah, change it, it's baggage, plus you can be anonymous for awhile. I dont know how willing they are to change handles though. I heard that you have to have a good reason, but Im sure if you talked real sweet to the right one theyd do it.
Youre not proud?
So your real name is very spiritual, Mary, Teresa. Those are too obvious. I need to know dammit. Pm it to me and Ill tell you my real first name thats harmless enough. Thats a fair deal dont ya think??
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I'm Catholic
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Yasmina said:
Who says Im catholic, I believe in the cult of Brothabill.
What kind of clue is that??? That helps me nada.
Okay, mine was the name of a King.
I'll think about your clue why give some my love to my girlie girl here Devon, she pees on the floor if I dont give her enough attention.
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I was an altar boy
though I had to abuse myself
though I had to abuse myself
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I'm on ignore
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Yasmina said:William?
She pees on your floor? LOL
Mine with a little "conversion" is also the name of a King.
Jeeesh you lack imagination dont you? Its also a version of the bible.
Yes, she does pee on the floor and right in the walking areas so I step, the little bitch.
With a lil conversion also a king...ok, youre just f**king with me now. I'll have to think a lil more. I'll be back in an hour or so and you better have a better clue woman.
And 4everhung you are one weird guy. But you do crack me up. You should red courtneybcca again for no reason hahaha. I had tears in my eyes from that. hahahaha!
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Yasmina said:William?
She pees on your floor? LOL
Mine with a little "conversion" is also the name of a King.
Okay, Lemme see, conversion king, hmmm Henrietta, Edwina, hmmm perhaps a different route. Conversion such as sex change. Perhaps its edit
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oops
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MichaelYasmina said:
after St. Michael
first born of 4
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Yasmina said:King BB,
Why did you edit that?
I have seen it and I was trying to solve the riddle!
That was not geigh at all. I have seen a similar story somewhere else but I just could not remember where.
Its a palestinian childrens story, posting childrens stories unrelated to the topic is a lil geigh methinks. I guess I shouldnt worry about what people think of BB.
The story told the answer to the Kings riddle. His daughter would not be Queen until the sun came into the castle. The guards wouldnt let the old man with a lantern in. He said if you cant let an old man then how are you is the sun sposed to come in the castle.
The queen heard about the old man and sent people to find him, they couldnt, so she made them round up everyone with a lantern and bring them in the castle. When she looked at all the light from the people. SHe realized that is what her father meant, to have the people in the castle.
