how do you dress for work?

[PICK3]

Armani legs are too narrow for me to snake the sausage down one of the sides. Then I have to roll it up and everyone thinks I'm trying to smuggle a basketball around.

I was just kidding.

Unless we are expecting visitors (which is rarely) I wear jeans, reebooks, and something like this:

Men's Long Sleeve Tailored Fit Pattern No Iron Buttondown Pinpoint Dress Shirt from Lands' End

 

[mrplunkey]

I was just kidding.

I wasn't. This massive trouser snake limits my wardrobe options.

I thought about donating half of it to some lezbo, but I'd want to keep the other 12".

 

[75th]

you forgot to mention putting on make up, plucking your eyebrows, getting a weekly manicure, etc

No make up bor, although I do use Lab Series products (aka the face worsh and moisturizer).

The chick that cuts my hair will snip at my eyebrows every other month or so. Fuckers get bushy.

 

[75th]

Also, Ive never had a manicure. Dont need some asian bish cutting my fingernails when Im capable of doing that myself. Its like hiring someone to clean my ears. I got a costco size box of q-tips, nugga.

 

[PICK3]

I wasn't. This massive trouser snake limits my wardrobe options.

I thought about donating half of it to some lezbo, but I'd want to keep the other 12".

See you went and pushed the limits outside of interweb acceptable parameters. If you would have stuck with something in the 18-20" range it would be more believable.

just sayin'

 

[chris302001]

Also, Ive never had a manicure. Dont need some asian bish cutting my fingernails when Im capable of doing that myself. Its like hiring someone to clean my ears. I got a costco size box of q-tips, nugga.

lol i love me some q tips

 

[miplank]

Also, Ive never had a manicure. Dont need some asian bish cutting my fingernails when Im capable of doing that myself. .

of course you are, cuz you're asian.

 

[75th]

 

[mrplunkey]

of course you are, cuz you're asian.

Yeah, it's in your DNA -- just like cutting people off then acting surprised when we give you the finger.

 

[nefertiti]

Generally very stylish business formal. Tailored/fitted pantsuits, designer heels. Conservative, but pretty.

Something like this:
D&G-Pinstripe Blazer, Graphic Tee & Pinstripe Ankle Pants-Neiman Marcus

Andy The-Anh-Folded Jacket & Wide-Leg Pants-Neiman Marcus

Theory-Gabe Fitted Blazer & Emery Relaxed Pants-Neiman Marcus

Armani Collezioni-Prince of Wales Jacket & Pants-Neiman Marcus