How do I ditch this , guy- HELP!

[Yarg!]

OK, you remember my thread about the guy who took a shit on someones couch ? Well, I got a ride from him to a store (because I offered to pay for his gas, and I didn't want to wait for the bus). Well during the drive, hes like "Isn't your birthday on the 23rd .. 24 or something?" I am like "Yeah the 24th... oh shit..." Because I just realized I have told him my birthday. I wanted to yell "JUST KIDDING ITS ON THE *random date*" , but it was too late. I didn't want him to know because me and my friends are planning on going to some clubs, hitting up some strip joints and getting shit faced because I will become an adult (19 here in Canada) on the 24th, and I can finally go into these places. So now he knows when my birthday is, and I really don't want him to come. So how do I ditch this guy? I am in the process of cutting his brake lines or something because then I can finally end his shit once in for all (no pun intended). Or since hes so damn feminine, I will just make up a story that we're going to celebrate my birthday doing some ridiculously manly activity like boiler room fighting or shoveling coal into train engines or some shit like that to scare him off.

 

[nutsnack]

grow a ball sack and tell him he's not coming.. or be a pussy and tell him to meet u somewhere completely on the opposite side of town u r on

 

[squatpuke]

take a crap on his couch !

 

[RADAR]

be an adult and say " sorry man! I have made other plans" simple as that!
If he doesn't get the message then ,you will have to kill him.


RADAR

 

[H_T_]

quit succumbing to his manlove.

 

[HiDnGoD]

be an adult and say " sorry man! I have made other plans" simple as that!
If he doesn't get the message then ,you will have to kill him.
RADAR

I like these options.

 

[Yarg!]

be an adult and say " sorry man! I have made other plans" simple as that!
If he doesn't get the message then ,you will have to kill him.


RADAR

5 bucks says I'll end up murdering him because hes so fucking clueless its ridiculous.

 

[alien amp pharm]

A nice round-house kick to the face will send him the appropriate message.

 

[jack d]

just tell him how it is he's not your type

 

[artrius]

be an adult and say " sorry man! I have made other plans" simple as that!
If he doesn't get the message then ,you will have to kill him.


RADAR

i kill for cheap

 

[Yarg!]

i kill for cheap

Please do. Ok, this is how clueless this moron is. Everyone on his MSN list collectively blocks him (half of them before the shit incident, and the other half, AFTER the shit incident). We all blocked him for like 2 weeks so basically EVERYONE on his list was offline. Then like 2 weeks later, my friend unblocks him accidentally, and he goes "Hey you wanna go to the game?? NYAAAR" I mean.. how stupid can you GET? Is he in denial or something? What a headcase. Also, hes been after this girl for like 2 years, everytime he talks to her, she gives him liek one word answers and quickly goes, "I gotta go" and signs off (aka block). Sometimes, he would ask her a question and she won't respond, so he will literally wait infront of his PC for like 3 hrs , then remind her of his question. He stays up till like 3AM sometimes waiting for her response .. and he has to get up at 7am for his work! I mean ... seriously... This is just the tip of the iceberg. If I were to reiterate all the times hes acted clueless, I'd be typing it forever.

 

[Yarg!]

You guys are useless...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Is it getting useless in here or is it just me?

 

[morph60]

grow a ball sack and tell him he's not coming.. or be a pussy and tell him to meet u somewhere completely on the opposite side of town u r on

I know you dont want Mr Poopoo to cry.Never cool to be a dick.but these are good.if all else fails,take a crap on his couch.round house kick.folks are trying to help.good luck

 

[Sub-Zero]

grow a ball sack and tell him he's not coming.. or be a pussy and tell him to meet u somewhere completely on the opposite side of town u r on

rofl nice

 

[Tytan]

ignore him or say other buds have your night planned and you don`t know what`s up.....

 

[HiDnGoD]

Sometimes you gotta be straight. Tell him you think he's a loser & you never want to see or hear from him again. Ask him if he wants to know why. The least you could do if you're going to crush his psyche is let him know how to fix it.

 

[wootoom]

did u bang him?