how come all chics came they are good giving blowjobs but most of them are quite shit

[unclebully]

Some girls are born to suck dick, the rest just fucking suck.

Ive tried teaching them too, they get better but never as good as a girl with natural talent.

 

[Cuddles]

no they just have to be willing to learn..

The worst blowjobbers are those strange women that claim willies are ugly and men's bodies are not as nice as women's. These women will always look like they have swallowed a wasp or school semolina when giving head... run away, these women have yet to learn that they are of the Ellen persuasion.

 

[BO-DEN]

serious. u always hear chics saying they give the best blow jobs but damn thats so far from the truth


need a class on blow jobs for young chics so they get this speical act down pat.

YEA!!! GREAT THREAD!!!

i also always meet girls at the club... we will be dancing... shell dance like shikra with the hips and all and brag about how "her milkshake is better then hers" but i get them home and they turn into DEAD FROGS !!!!!!

limp legged carcuses that wont move... and i get hamstrings cramps cause im doing ALLLLLLL the work.

"can you be on top?"

hey i dont go... "hey baby, i got a 10 inch cock and i can go all night"

cause i cant go all night


i hate fake bitches

BO-DEN

 

[Island Son]

serious. u always hear chics saying they give the best blow jobs but damn thats so far from the truth

But....
Did you tell her she was bad?
They get very offended.

Reminds me of the time a girl tried to give me a hand job while we were making out.... now I can't watch the Hunchback of Notre Dame without wincing, that hand was like Quasimodo with rigor mortis, I had to pry her fingers off one by one. I can only hope she's improved for some other guy cause she knows she did me wrong

 

[Testosterone boy]

A dry mouth is very bad, avoid the heavy drinkers as alcohol dries out their mouths. If you are looking for quality head that is.



So I have been told anyways.

 

[tiger88]

A dry mouth is very bad, avoid the heavy drinkers as alcohol dries out their mouths. If you are looking for quality head that is.



So I have been told anyways.

lol thats what happens when u pay for sex acts





all good bro u were in mexico

 

[Testosterone boy]

lol thats what happens when u pay for sex acts





all good bro u were in mexico

true enough and how did you know.

 

[tiger88]

true enough and how did you know.

that time me and you and woody page had coffee togather

 

[winny100]

i met one who used ice cubes and hot tea as part of her bj it was good

 

[tiger88]

bump for test boy