how come all chics came they are good giving blowjobs but most of them are quite shit

[Buddy_Christ]

one girl i was dating gave the WORST blowjobs i've ever had in my life. didn't feel like she was sucking me off, felt like she was trying to CHEW me off! one night she's going at it and she had finally started getting the clue (through all my prior complaints) to keep her teeth off of me. her teeth started scraping again, i looked down at her and said "hey! watch the teeth!" when she stopped to say sorry, i looked at her and said "don't stop and say you're sorry, just keep going, and keep your teeth off my dick!" (i was pretty heartless with this chick lol)

to her credit, she learned to swallow just for me i ditched her a month later, not because of her chew-jobs, but because she was neurotic.

 

[tiger88]

A blowjob is like pizza........even when it's bad it's still kinda good........errrrr...........or something like that.

aaaaaaaadddASFFFFFFFFDASf


how does it go?


i heard it once

some one fix this please



hey glad to see u have the online option on

 

[JohnnyMolson]

The movie threesome had that line in it...sex is like pizza....

 

[Cuddles]

Swallowing is the ultimate test of love.

 

[Robert Jan]

Id settle for a terrible blowjob right now

 

[Cuddles]

Many women haven't got a clue on how to make a cock happy..

....so you end up with friction burns and 30 odd minutes of being 'nearly there'. Happily many can be taught.

 

[bdog527]

as long as they dont drag their teeth i could care less

true

 

[gtrcivic]

my gf when i first met her wasn't good at all.. no teeth, but just wasn't doing it right the first few months.... Then one day popped in a porno and told her this is how you're supposed to do it...since then, best bj i've ever gotten.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

my girl tried a few new things once, and i was actually amazed. i had to ask her how she came up with the new technique. she had read it in Cosmo.

so about there being classes for women to learn how to give blowjobs....maybe someone can convince the women's magizines to have monthly articles on giving head and maybe some of these chicks that are clueless will get a clue. it's worth a shot. besides, how many women believe that everything printed in Cosmo is true? (TOO MANY!)

 

[Smurfy]

Maybe I'm wrong but if some girl uses the line: "I give the best blowjobs" to snag a guy, then what does that say about her?