Pour some "...liquid hot MAG-ma" on it.
Samoth if you have to ask this question then youve lost the title of evil Genius
Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough
My second thought involves a heat generating device called a ""L-A-S-E-R"" developed by the Scientist engineer Alan Parsons. We call it the Alan Parsons Project.