How are you supposed to defrost a microfridge?

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

How are you supposed to defrost that little freezer space in a microfridge? The dorms here are gay and don't give us cool auto-defrosting 5.5 cubic foot fridge/freezer combos like my last university.

Do I have to take everything out of the fridge and freezer for hours just so the stupid cheap ass tiny freezer can defrost all over my floor? And ruin/thaw all my other food in the fridge?

:frsty:

Also, if anyone knows where to get nice ~5ish cubic foot microfridges with seperate, auto-defrosting freezers, post up and I'll hit you EOD for the next two months. I can't figure out where Sloshkosh gets them from.

:cow:

CFZB · Mar 2, 2005

With a Micro Hair Dryer.

hardrock · Mar 2, 2005

Set that bitch outside for a few hours or at least in the tub.

KillahBee · Mar 2, 2005

have hammy pee on it with his micro penis

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

perfectworld said:
With a Micro Hair Dryer.

Good idea, but I don't own a hair dryer.

I would ask others on my floor, but I doubt many male grad students own hair dryers.

I would also probably come across as even more retard that I am already percieved were I to go door-to-door and do that.

:cow:

hamstershaver · Mar 2, 2005

let your roomie piss in it

CFZB · Mar 2, 2005

samoth said:
Good idea, but I don't own a hair dryer.

I would ask others on my floor, but I doubt many male grad students own hair dryers.

I would also probably come across as even more retard that I am already percieved were I to go door-to-door and do that.

Then You Should Definitely Do it.

Do You Own A Cape and Mask?

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

hardrock said:
Set that bitch outside for a few hours or at least in the tub.

I would probably end up trying to be smart by rigging up some sort of pully mechanism with which to lower my fridge from the 12th floor to the ground level and end up destroying both my fridge and someone's car in the process. I do know that I sure as hell don't want to lug the damn thing down 25 flights of stairs. (I hate using elevators and deem anyone using them a fat, lazy slob)

Also, we don't have tubs. Nor do I think people wanting to take showers would take very kindly to seeing a refridgerator in the shower stall. There's not much room in those things, you know.

:cow:

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

hamstershaver said:
let your roomie piss in it

LMAO!

Luckily, I haven't had the displeasure of having a roommate since that incident.

:cow:

hardrock · Mar 2, 2005

samoth said:
I would probably end up trying to be smart by rigging up some sort of pully mechanism with which to lower my fridge from the 12th floor to the ground level and end up destroying both my fridge and someone's car in the process. I do know that I sure as hell don't want to lug the damn thing down 25 flights of stairs. (I hate using elevators and deem anyone using them a fat, lazy slob)

So you ALWAYS take the stairs? Do you ever leave? I'd die up in that bitch if the elevator broke.

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

hardrock said:
So you ALWAYS take the stairs? Do you ever leave? I'd die up in that bitch if the elevator broke.

Honesly, no. I usually do take the elevator. 12 stories (25 flights) is more work than it seems. I do, however, utterly refuse to take steps one at a time, so my legs get damn sore around the 8th floor or so.

:cow:

UA_Iron · Mar 2, 2005

just unplug it and leave it open. There should be a tray underneath the freezer part which will catch the melting ice, and then you can empty out the tray in the sink or something.

Engineers are better than physicists at this stuff.

A female physicist commented that engineers seemed to have more common sense than physicists, and then she commented how there was a larger percentage of females studying physics than engineering. I put 2 and 2 together (like the engineer I am) and happily pointed out it was because of the gender difference.

jaded · Mar 2, 2005

Use your satanic powers :evil:

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

UA_Iron said:
just unplug it and leave it open. There should be a tray underneath the freezer part which will catch the melting ice, and then you can empty out the tray in the sink or something.

So the only way for me to do this is to ruin all the food I have in there?

They never told me that I need a backup fridge.

:cow:

UA_Iron · Mar 2, 2005

samoth said:
So the only way for me to do this is to ruin all the food I have in there?

They never told me that I need a backup fridge.

you better eat it all then man, bulking time!

or use satanic powers, that'd be cooler.

jackangel · Mar 2, 2005

do it like a gangsta mothafucka

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

samoth said:
Also, if anyone knows where to get nice ~5ish cubic foot microfridges with seperate, auto-defrosting freezers, post up and I'll hit you EOD for the next two years. I can't figure out where Sloshkosh gets them from.

Rex · Mar 2, 2005

I have one in my room. They suck. Best bet is to use your buddy's fridge for your perishables, and turn off your fridge. They should have a tray to catch the water.

samoth · Mar 2, 2005

Rex said:
I have one in my room. They suck. Best bet is to use your buddy's fridge for your perishables, and turn off your fridge. They should have a tray to catch the water.

Most of the guys here don't even have a fridge.

:cow:

Rex · Mar 3, 2005

samoth said:
Most of the guys here don't even have a fridge.

Damn....do you have a cooler and some ice?

Ish · Mar 3, 2005

Use a hammer and an ice pick to break all that out.

samoth · Mar 3, 2005

Rex said:
Damn....do you have a cooler and some ice?

A cooler? Ummm... no. And the only way I could get ice would be to buy an icetray and make ice in my freezer

samoth · Mar 3, 2005

Ish said:
Use a hammer and an ice pick to break all that out.

Actually, that was my original idea. But apparently, with the way the microfridges with the in-house freezer work with the cooling coils running horizontally throughout the boundary of the freezer compartment, it isn't recommended because chipping the ice could cause damage to the coils.

I wonder if I could make some sort of controlled exothermic chemical reaction in the compartment that would melt the ice really quick. I just don't know how I would contain the reactants, since using liquid is almost unavoidable.

:cow:

GoldenDelicious · Mar 3, 2005

take it to the kitchen on your floor, set it on the sink, and start sloshing water into it until it all melts.

OR just get your roommate to piss in it

BrothaBill · Mar 3, 2005

Pour some "...liquid hot MAG-ma" on it.

Samoth if you have to ask this question then youve lost the title of evil Genius
Cause your not quite evil enough. Your semi-evil, your quasi-evil, your the margarine of evil, your the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not "evil" enough

My second thought involves a heat generating device called a ""L-A-S-E-R"" developed by the Scientist engineer Alan Parsons. We call it the Alan Parsons Project.

Hengst · Mar 3, 2005

samoth said:
How are you supposed to defrost that little freezer space in a microfridge? The dorms here are gay and don't give us cool auto-defrosting 5.5 cubic foot fridge/freezer combos ...........

AWWWWW...... they don't GIVE you a frost free fridge..... boo hoo

Mastardo · Mar 3, 2005

How much food do you have? I have a large fridge with practically nothing in it. My kitchen is big but I hardly ever use it for anything, save when a guest cooks. You can keep your food in my fridge while you defrost your freezer.

BrothaBill · Mar 3, 2005

samoth said:
A cooler? Ummm... no. And the only way I could get ice would be to buy an icetray and make ice in my freezer

Now youre just reaching for excuses evil one, a bag of ice costs 99cents.
In order for you to speed up the defrosting process you would need some sort of heat source, be it device or hot water, heat transfer of some sort, list sources that you have. I dont know if anyone said this but since you live in a dorm why dont you empty it, lug the lil guy to the shower and turn on the hot water and blast it at the freezer, should only take a few minutes. Then coat the inside of the freezer with ethylene glycol, save excess for vinagraette.
Besides how much room in the freezer do you need for hot pockets and who really uses a freezer in a dorm. Just throw your frozed stuff in the fridge so that it thaws, quicker to cook. Not like you need longterm freezer storage for some frozen chicken breasts.

samoth · Mar 3, 2005

GoldenDelicious said:
take it to the kitchen on your floor,

LOL, we don't have a kitchen... just a microwave in a room with a table and some chairs.

We do have a little 'pit' though. This might be the best idea...

:cow:

samoth · Mar 3, 2005

Hengst said:
AWWWWW...... they don't GIVE you a frost free fridge..... boo hoo

DUDE, MAN, I KNOW!

See, this guy understands what I'm sayin'!! My last school had dorms that were so much better 'cuz they gave us a bitchin' fridge.

:cow:

samoth · Mar 3, 2005

BrothaBill said:
Not like you need longterm freezer storage for some frozen chicken breasts.

Dude, frozen chicken breasts make up, like, 1/6th of my diet.

:cow:

jestros · Mar 3, 2005

grab an ice box, put food in it. Set all your pans to boiling on the stove. Put them in the freezer, 5ish minutes each.
You'll be de-frosted in less than an hour.

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