How about ME for moderator???!!!

[Randy From Bowflex]

HEY THERE MY FINE FITNESS FOLKS!!!

Its yours truly, Randy!!

It has been brought to my attention that Whity Ford is attempting to become Elite's newest moderator!!!

Well GUESS WHAT??

I am his rival!!

I am so EXCITED right now i'm literally JUMPIN OUTTA MY UNDIES!

Who thinks that this bowflex pumpin, power rod bendin', son of a gun would make a great moderator?!!

If you think I will be a good moderator, if you think I will convince you beyond any doubt that bowflex is the strength system you have been looking for, then vote for Randy!

WELLLLLL now that you are aware of my running, how is everyone! I am FANTABULASTICO!! I have been pumpin' and sweatin' on my bowflex like never before!!! I am getting a wonderful body, certainly better than what you could get with free weights at some silly little gym across town. ANNNNNDDDD I just got me a HOT date tonite. That's right, I got pretty far with her too! We almost held hands. BUT OF COURSE, any more than that we will have to save for MARRIAGEEEEEEEE *HEARIN' WEDDING BELLS*

Alright well Randy has some more incline chest presses to do before the nites over, adios!!!!!!

 

[Harvdoggy]

now whoever is seriously behind this alias should be a Mod.....great sense of humor....alright ill vote for you "randy"

 

[decem]

this is gay.

 

[Randy From Bowflex]

Now everyone knows that GARZA is the real man behind randy. Isn't that right mr GARZA????? Will you vote for me GARZA???? Hehehe, Garza might be ugly, but he has a body of STEEL. He has been hangin' with the bowflex gang for a while now and MAN OH MAN is he seeing the results. On our recent skinny dipping trip, I got the chance to see just how much Garza has improved his body, MAN was I impressed.

 

[Garza]

You couldn't be any more correct, Randy. And Randy, with Whity Ford's hostile attacks towards you, I really think you have a chance.

 

[thefantom1]

Randy... a name I haven't seen in a while.... hee hee

 

[Garza]

Uhhh ohhh sounds like whity resorted to cursing!! Randy is gonna win big time now. Randy would never cuss!

 

[Garza]

Randy learned long ago from the school of hard knocks, that being violent was not the way to be. His violence resorted to someone nearly shoving a power rod down randy's butt.

Randy is a discrete character, he'll never tell you what he's really thinking. Always hiding behind that "innocent school boy" persona. He knows he's got your number whity, he's just too humble to admit it.

Remember Whity, PERSISTENCE IS THE KEY, NOT VIOLENCE! Be a good man, and Randy will bow to you and your desire to be mod!

-From the desk of the committee to elect Randy Potter, A.K.A, Randy From Bowflex.

 

[Randy From Bowflex]

Hey man!

NO STINKIN' PROBLEM!!

Don't worry about it whity. You are going to be a GREAT mod. But not if the ole Randster can help it!!

 

[dirty]

this shit is fuct up, but damn it makes me laugh