Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below As I am typing this all my roomates left the house becuase they cannot stand the smell. I have been having two cans of tuna a day(poor college student), and my farts are wicked. If I fart in the basement, twenty minutes later someone on the second floor will yell out, "holy shit, who farted" They are so dense and lingering that its even disgusting me. All I want is somebody to hold me, but I stink. Anyway, I can;t stand tuna and I'm eating it straight out the can, I gag at every swallow. does anyone have good ideas to 'dress it up' a little so the taste is more bareable.
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The Almighty
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Tuna+Sticky Rice+Soy Sauce=
Throw a can of tuna in the blender with 20 oz of milk and some fat free Nestle Quick. Liquify it and pound it on one breath and drink a glass of water. Easiest way to get it down.
Or if you want to get gormet - add some parasian cheese, a cap full of vinegar and some dill spice.
Or if you want to get gormet - add some parasian cheese, a cap full of vinegar and some dill spice.
gzeus69 Throw a can of tuna in the blender with 20 oz of milk and some fat free Nestle Quick. Liquify it and pound it on one breath and drink a glass of water. Easiest way to get it down.
Or if you want to get gormet - add some parasian cheese, a cap full of vinegar and some dill spice.
that is the nastiest thing I ever heard...damn I prefer it out of the can instead of tuna milkshake
Or if you want to get gormet - add some parasian cheese, a cap full of vinegar and some dill spice.
that is the nastiest thing I ever heard...damn I prefer it out of the can instead of tuna milkshake
Shaved Ape
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Throw it in a strainer and wash it well with water to get rid of the salty, fishy flavor. Then press out the water and throw it down in big bites, rinsing with water as you go. I choke down around 2 lbs a day like this.
Enigmaxxx7
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"All I want is somebody to hold me, but I stink."
LMAO!!!!!
I like the way that sounds BigAndy, I'll give that one a try.
Here is one way I dress it up. I add salsa to it and eat with wheat crackers. Both are cheap and it definitely tastes better and has a better texture.
Another way I dress it up is with beans. I add a can of kidney beans or lima beans to two cans of tuna and mix it up real good. The beans are extra protein and all you really taste is the beans.
LMAO!!!!!
I like the way that sounds BigAndy, I'll give that one a try.
Here is one way I dress it up. I add salsa to it and eat with wheat crackers. Both are cheap and it definitely tastes better and has a better texture.
Another way I dress it up is with beans. I add a can of kidney beans or lima beans to two cans of tuna and mix it up real good. The beans are extra protein and all you really taste is the beans.
Enigmaxxx7 said:
Are you crazy!!! Kidney beans plus Tuna, are you trying to suffocate someone?
Seriously, you may want to try black beans. 1 cup has 20g of fiber, 20g of protein and 20g of low GI carbs. It tastes much better than kidney beans and it doesn't make you fart.
Try this: 0.5-1 cup of black beans, 1 tablespoon of olive oil, balsamic vinegar.(persly, green onions, green peppers optional)
Add lemon juice to the tuna and pour the beans over it or just eat it seperately.
I actually look forward to this meal, I've had it every day for the past 3 months.
Btw, I've worked as a Kitchen manager for a longtime.
Enigmaxxx7
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BigAndy69 said:
LMAO!!!! Yeah but farting is half the fun.
I've tried it with black beans too. Pretty good.
